What's the wildest sex you've ever had?

1. 2023-04-02 at 4:48 PM UTC

   #41
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

   Originally posted by Haxxor I’d slit her throat when I finished…..then piss on her corpse.

   
   not me. I'm not into killing my toys
2. 2023-04-02 at 4:50 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Haxxor Space Nigga
   Lol
   
   Then chain her to the sled until the urge to rape returns.
3. 2023-04-02 at 4:53 PM UTC

   #43
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   it has to be sad not knowing the pleasure of a woman begging for more.
4. 2023-04-02 at 6:16 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by POLECAT no Ive never been with a hooker and have no plans to do so, and I doubt rick would live through a fuck session with one.
   I really doubt he will live through another year at this point his health is poor and he refuses to see a DR. as a matter of fact when I come home and he is sleeping on the couch I always look to see if he is still breathing or not

   
   Dam doesn't he do Manuel labor for you as well? Gotta be rough on his old body. He's probably got a few things wrong with him as well. People who refuse to see a doctor out of ignorance usually die much earlier. I always thought that was so stupid, I guess if you're broke in a crappy country that charges you to see a doctor it makes a tiny bit of sense but if you don't prioritize your own health the world will fucking kill you
5. 2023-04-02 at 6:32 PM UTC

   #45
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   he has Ins. he has a ride anytime he needs one, he will not go tho, his choice, I'm nothis momma and he is not my ward
6. 2023-04-02 at 6:33 PM UTC

   #46
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

   Originally posted by POLECAT he has Ins. he has a ride anytime he needs one, he will not go tho, his choice, I'm nothis momma and he is not my ward

   
   he hasnt done manual labor for the last 6 years or more
7. 2023-04-02 at 6:38 PM UTC

   #47
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Bro so my ex i did the shower piss scene with when i was young called me last night at 4am and i was asleep so i texted her when i woke up
   
   She called me back this day and said she needs to get 'banged out' so lol now im gonna go spend the night at her house. Shes hella hot and her parents r hella rich too
   
   Shes a fucking animal though sometimes so i domt think im gonna turn this into a relationship. We'll see.
8. 2023-04-02 at 6:47 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Haxxor Space Nigga

   Originally posted by POLECAT it has to be sad not knowing the pleasure of a woman begging for more.

   
   I wouldn’t know about that. They always beg for more.
   
   
   I was referring to your explanation of what you’d do to Kafka, and frankly I’d slit her throat after that.
9. 2023-04-02 at 7:39 PM UTC

   #49
   

   frala Avant garde shartist

   Originally posted by Sudo Idk in terms of the actual physical act and not the environment probly just a bunch of restrained stuff and putting bangs and slices to my head and neck. I've cooked girls until they turned colors and put a girl's head in the couch one time until she stopped moving then pulled her out and her eyes were closed and I thought she was dead/passed out but then she opened up and just said she couldn't breathe but was tryna be cool about it after. I've done a bunch of public type shit. Getting my dick sucked and choked while driving always stands out to me because it really could result in death. Usually if we're playing with gum it won't be looded or have a clippinit so u gotta dissociate for a second then come back to reality and try 5o forget there's no danger. Remembering this girl putting it to my head and whispering "I'm gonna blow your brains all over this bed" gives me chills and makes me dick a wee bit stiff. I'm gonna stop now

   
   There are a lot of typos in this post that make it funnier than it probably should be