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I'm sorry about the Stormy Daniels thing.

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    I know why you are so upset, and I am sorry.

    I paid a porn star for sex, and forgot to record an epic porn video so you losers and haters could watch a real man make epic porn sexy time and allow you all to rent it and touch your teeny tiny peckers and jack off and waste tissue paper and feel guilty.

    It was wrong of me and I am sorry. I know how much it hurts you that you didn't get to see Stormy sucking on my mushroom shaped cock, and I know how much sleep you people are losing because you will perhaps never see footage of the back of my balls and of my asshole as I bang her that goes on for way too long, or a zoomed in shot of my scrunched up face that completely ruins the cumshot.

    I am not merely a man, but I am a Great Man of History, and I have let my public down, and I am as sorry as it is possible for me to be. Which is not really that sorry.
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    scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    I'd fuck her too , it's okay cheetomusrhoomman
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    Sweet African Astronaut
    Teehee top jest soi!
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    Originally posted by Sweet Teehee top jest soi!

    Someone who is waiting to jack off to a zoomed in shot of my balls right here.
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    Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Someone who is waiting to jack off to a zoomed in shot of my balls right here.

    What was that even supposed to convey, in your mind?
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    Originally posted by Sweet What was that even supposed to convey, in your mind?

    Pity.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    The only thing trump should be sorry about is having to endure chsracter checks at this level at every fucking turn, in fact more than any human ever in history id say


    Meanwhile hunter biden can sit on an giant ukraine energy company board just to keep america in their back pocket and films the entire thing while smoking crack and using hookers daily for a hella long time


    They are all fucking crooks one way or another and all this new indictment is ment to do is get all the trumpers rialed up so they can set the atmosphere in order to take more of our freedoms.

    Also the dod has released an addendum to their 2023 fiscal spending and its aaro [all domain anoomoly resolution office] and says that these UUAP vehicles are "a threat to american saftey" and "are growing at an exponential rate"

    Prepare for ww3 im telling you guys Pike is right
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    Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Pity.

    Attempt failed.
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    Originally posted by Sweet Attempt failed.

    I'll think about you next time I'm cumming on some hooker's tits.
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    Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I'll think about you next time I'm cumming on some hooker's tits.

    Same question again
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    Originally posted by Sweet Same question again



    You're such a smart kid, your mom must be very proud.
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    Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    You're such a smart kid, your mom must be very proud.

    Same thing. I guess the strategy is just to be a retard?

    Cool.
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