Just let me shoplift... I'm white

1. 2023-03-23 at 7:39 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal Houston
   White people should be allowed to shoplift and not get in trouble for it
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo, 
   • Migh
2. 2023-03-24 at 2:09 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   The blacks should pay me to shoplift.
3. 2023-03-24 at 2:11 PM UTC

   #3
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   thread is genuine and gay.
4. 2023-03-24 at 2:44 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal Houston

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thread is genuine and gay.

   
   u mad?
5. 2023-03-24 at 3:13 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I'm convinced the old ladies at the two major supermarkets I steal from allow me to do it because they see me come in with kids and think I'm struggling. One woman watches me like a hawk after I absconded with half the store one time
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Alice, 
   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2023-03-24 at 4:19 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal Houston
   i saw a dude teaching a kid to stuff candy in his coat... lol based
   
   
7. 2023-03-26 at 11:29 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Migh Houston
   I am white.
   
   I have been shoplifting for over 20 years.
   
   I always get away with it.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Alice
8. 2023-03-26 at 11:42 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Alice Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Migh I am white.
   
   I have been shoplifting for over 20 years.
   
   I always get away with it.

   
   based
   
   

   Originally posted by Sudo I'm convinced the old ladies at the two major supermarkets I steal from allow me to do it because they see me come in with kids and think I'm struggling. One woman watches me like a hawk after I absconded with half the store one time

   
   based