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Sophie is dead

  1. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Banana Muffin Mix No lol, I doubt he remembers/cares about any trolling involving you

    nobody cares

    he was on a drug binge and wilding out months before you got "on his radar"
    literally



    you are not "fighting" him or anything because he doesn't give a shit about you. Nobody here does except for haxxor and he's a retarded faggot so that's a "who cares"

    I'm just saying I miss my friend and hope he comes back to troll/trigger more you upset retards

    LMAO

    Poor Scron so easily triggered
  2. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Haxxor LMAO

    Poor Scron so easily triggered

    Why do I have to be triggered to think you are retarded? I think actually that makes me the least triggered simply stating my opinion on the COMMUNITY with clarity. I don't have to be upset to see that you are all fucking retards

    you are the one responding to me in an upset manner. Checked & recked
  3. Originally posted by Haxxor Careful there jiggy, you’re gonna have to write another groveling poem to win back Irma again

    My artistic bent just isn't as appreciated as it was on DH.

    SMH

    ETA: Let me know if you'd like a poem.
  4. Originally posted by Sweet You're really bad with this "actually describing yourself" thing.

    You have been acting out since losing the beanbag debate to me.

    Still butthurt over the beanbags CONFIRMED.

    Move on son, only women hold grudges.

  5. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Still butthurt over the beanbags CONFIRMED.

    Move on son, only women hold grudges.


    Idk bro if your only response is to double down on un-self-awarebess then I'll let you take your mental W
  6. Originally posted by Sweet Idk bro if your only response is to double down on un-self-awarebess then I'll let you take your mental W

    One had to double down on the dumb when they don't get it the first time...just the facts ma'am

    Cringe and what was the other one..oh yes!..TRIGGERED!
  7. For Sophie.

    A lover of all the gentleman was
    but especially the young
    which most found gross
    but strong was his conviction
    and hardy his soul
    A lover of anime fiction
    and the occasional bowl

    Sophie was the name he chose as his handle
    he said it out loud when handling his wankle
    Oh Sophie oh Sophie I implore you once more
    deliver the pleasure in hand and on floor

    When not noncing his interests were varied and many
    assault weaponry and a goldfish named Jenny
    School shootings and cooking were in his repertoire
    painting by numbers and fixing his car

    The po-po took an interest in our titular friend
    The Swiss constabulary...how would it end?
    They raided his basement one dark winters day
    they used their batons and spirited him away

    And so we are left with a bit of a mystery
    his presence on nis now a matter of history
    Maybe one day he'll return unto the fold
    but until that day the truth is untold.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson For Sophie.

    A lover of all the gentleman was
    but especially the young
    which most found gross
    but strong was his conviction
    and hardy his soul
    A lover of anime fiction
    and the occasional bowl

    Sophie was the name he chose as his handle
    he said it out loud when handling his wankle
    Oh Sophie oh Sophie I implore you once more
    deliver the pleasure in hand and on floor

    When not noncing his interests were varied and many
    assault weaponry and a goldfish named Jenny
    School shootings and cooking were in his repertoire
    painting by numbers and fixing his car

    The po-po took an interest in our titular friend
    The Swiss constabulary…how would it end?
    They raided his basement one dark winters day
    they used their batons and spirited him away

    And so we are left with a bit of a mystery
    his presence on nis now a matter of history
    Maybe one day he'll return unto the fold
    but until that day the truth is untold.

    you used AI for this didnt you

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My autistic bent just isn't as appreciated as it was on DH.
  9. Originally posted by scuffed jim carrey you used AI for this didnt you

    My god, you guys and your AI obsessions...
  10. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Well, if it authentic that's cool. I can't write poetry, I did write a haiku once by accident though which was alrted to me by a reddit bot after posting this in r/stims

    "Learn to cook an ounce

    Only costs a few hundred

    In reality "
  11. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson One had to double down on the dumb when they don't get it the first time…just the facts ma'am

    Cringe and what was the other one..oh yes!..TRIGGERED!

    Sorry you still feel so defeated about the beanbag.
  12. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    I could tank a beanbag round

    rubber bullets? I'm on the ground crying like a bitch praying for mercy.... just saying
  13. Sweet African Astronaut
    Ryber bullets are good too
  14. Originally posted by Sweet Sorry you still feel so defeated about the beanbag.

    Sweet by name but bitter by nature
    Does the guy hold grudges? hell yes, you betcha!
    All seemed fine in the land of NIS
    The usual banter and takin' the piss
    And then one day a shooting on the news
    created a discussion that split NIS in two

    The two sides argued about the best action
    to deal with a negro who'd committed an infraction
    Sweety said throwing a beanbag at him
    rather than bullets... hacky sack for the win
    Jiggaboo scoffed and dismissed the idea
    a hollow point would be better between the ears

    Sweet he got triggered by this violent suggestion
    He felt the beanbag was a reasonable lesson
    Again Jiggaboo YAO-ed in Sweets direction
    and Sweet soon reddened his ruddy complexion

    Many days passed and he wouldn't let it go
    Jiggaboo said give it up, come on bro
    But Sweety petity was stuck in his rutt
    The dude had a stick stuck right up his butt

    Finally Jiggaboo chose to relent
    so 10 mins composing a poem he spent
    he posted it on NIS addressed it to Sweet
    and hoped halfway he'd be willing to meet
  15. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Tear Gas is pussy shit but break out the pepper rounds and I will either be on my ass wiping snot from my eyes or just give up

    I've been hit with bear spray before, it's actual fucking hell and lasts for days THE SHOWERS MAKE IT WORSE gotta bathe in paint thinner or sum shit watch it turn red
    i huffed mace before it's nowhere near as bad
    also this stuff is capsaican but apparently this brand is weak ive seen a whole can dumped on someone with little effect. Get the BEAR SPRAY strength ones, those will destroy any mammal
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Dead....
  17. Kafka sweaty
    That's the last message I got from him.

  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kafka That's the last message I got from him.


    And then he died...
  19. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    I thought he was doing cocaine LOL my guess is probably he was actually doing all of those

    still don't think he's dead he's not a retard drug user, I think he is either busy with life or (hopefully not) locked up for some bullshit
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by scuffed jim carrey I thought he was doing cocaine LOL my guess is probably he was actually doing all of those

    still don't think he's dead he's not a retard drug user, I think he is either busy with life or (hopefully not) locked up for some bullshit

    He took the Epstein challenge.
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