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Poll: Who is Rizzmeister Supreme

user with the most rizz

  1. #1
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    rizzo in a box isnt around or he'd be an excellent choice

    i think scron is this site's rizzmaster personally, although lanny woo'd frala so it's hard to say really.

    bradley kinda has rizz sometimes but it wasnt enough to get me to not try ripping him off

    weegee is probably a rizzmeister extraordinaire in his spare time but no way of knowing rly since he's basically a cool alien from another planet and his ways are mysterious 2 me.

    honorable mention: all the women on this site. if u were boys, u'd get all the girls. but idk if it can fairly be called rizz if ur gonna be wammen like this.

    people who are obviously out of the running since they havent felt the warmth of a live human companion in their bed since before i was born or are some other kind of non-specified sadsack piece of garbage:
    sppedy porker
    speckles
    wariat
    instigator
    vindictiv voan vuthy
    jinglebows johnsin
  2. #2
    Kafka sweaty
    I do get female attention and am not sure why because I'm a robot inside and not interested. I don't know how to deal with them because I always end up upsetting them no matter what I do. I think it's the way I dress, mysterious air, cold dead eyes and lack of respect for authority. And maybe my also seeming uninterested.
  3. #3
    Kafka sweaty
    In nightclubs I would just ask them if they want to kiss me me and it works, not sure if they do it out of pity. But if you want to kiss a girl and she says no, just smile and say okay, and keep doing that.
  4. #4
    Instigator Space Nigga
    I'd have quite a few wanks in public hostpitals fyii
  5. #5
    Whichever one doesn't use the new tiktok/social media buzzwords.
  6. #6
    Meowrizza is kinda hawt


    too bad her voice is literally just a german dude LMAO rip europeans and there aint no science THAT good . That would fucking suck
  7. #7
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka I do get female attention and am not sure why because I'm a robot inside and not interested. I don't know how to deal with them because I always end up upsetting them no matter what I do. I think it's the way I dress, mysterious air, cold dead eyes and lack of respect for authority. And maybe my also seeming uninterested.

  8. #8
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I do get female attention and am not sure why because I'm a robot inside and not interested. I don't know how to deal with them because I always end up upsetting them no matter what I do. I think it's the way I dress, mysterious air, cold dead eyes and lack of respect for authority. And maybe my also seeming uninterested.

    asl?
  9. #9
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kafka And maybe my also seeming uninterested.

    Naaaahhhhh. People don't notice that kind of thing.

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Whichever one doesn't use the new tiktok/social media buzzwords.

    this man has 0 rizz

    this man gets no bitches

    smh
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    These kids and their algotalk have no idea how to make a play with the ladies
  11. #11
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Ghost These kids and their algotalk have no idea how to make a play with the ladies

    no cap fr
  12. #12
    Incessant African Astronaut
    It's me. I have the most rizz after scron and Lucy. I fux all the girls gays and theys.... And I guess men on occasion but also.

    What does rizz mean? I'm old like the crypt keeper
  13. #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    It's like cum but it's the cum of the astral dimension where everyone goes around ghost goo-,ING each other.

    I slay thousands of undead but they always come back ready to "play"
  14. #14
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Incessant What does rizz mean? I'm old like the crypt keeper

    I'm old too, but I think it's just... like... you know how MOON PERSONs would say some has 'game'? They get hoes?
    I think it's just how zoomies or post-zoomies say that. The kids are super clever wit it too, 'cause they'll make stupid puns. Like this one anime I'm watching, the protagonist gets called a "withered" because he's outwardly a shitty wizard, but he gets all the bitches so erryone calls him the 'rizzard' in the comments. Ha ha.
  15. #15
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Zoomies <3
  16. #16
    frala Avant garde shartist
    This just makes me think of the pink ladies and honestly I think that suits all the gentleman of this site.
  17. #17
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Hm maybe I don't have a drop of rizz
  18. #18
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Oh this girl that I'm pretty sure isn't as old as she's saying commented on a tick tock of one of my OOTD posts and said I had rizz or some shit. So maybe I do have it.

    Also frala I'm drunk and all I ever wanted was to be your friend cuz you're a leo too but I was real fucked up for a real long time. If you and Lanny every vacation here I'd like to go to trader Joe's with you.
  19. #19
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    does anyone here actually remember rizzo? he did every drug all the time and lived in a tent
  20. #20
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian does anyone here actually remember rizzo? he did every drug all the time and lived in a tent

    the name is in my head but even i dont remember him lol
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