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2023-09-03 at 3:11 PM UTCch ch ch ch ch chCHECK IT OUT
wwww-w-w--wuts its all about
w-w-w-w-w-work it out
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2023-09-03 at 3:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny You didn’t get under my skin, you’re missing a simple joke so badly that you had to restate its premise and call Bradley an idiot while doing so made me laugh.
Thank you speedy, your constant embodiment of dunning kruger is deeply amusing. I appreciate your unintentionally making the forum a funnier place
Originally posted by frala I'm fat
Lanny is gay
Speedy is stupid
Bradley is also gay
Sophie is dead
Replying with your pretend girlfriend and you main account indicates you are lying. -
2023-09-03 at 3:57 PM UTCLanny also does a really good impression of a girl having a deep southern drawl.
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2023-09-03 at 4:05 PM UTC
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2023-09-03 at 4:13 PM UTCEven at this late date, he still wears women's underwear.
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2023-09-03 at 4:14 PM UTC#lilsportyshomelifeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-03 at 4:27 PM UTC
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2023-09-03 at 5:08 PM UTC
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2023-09-03 at 5:10 PM UTC
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2023-09-03 at 5:11 PM UTCI think Malice is pretty close to the front of the line. End of the line would still probably be Bill Krozby or juicebox.
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2023-09-03 at 5:16 PM UTC
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2023-09-03 at 5:17 PM UTC
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2023-09-03 at 5:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Why delay? Malice is waiting for you at the end of the line.
Because unlike Malice I value being alive and living how I want? I dunno. If living how I want kills me, that's one thing. Putting a gun in my mouth or asking the gub'mint to terminate my existence isn't how I wanna live. If I was sad and wanted to die, I'd rob a bank because maybe the money'd fix something and I can always kill myself if I'm about to be caught. If I hated the world so much I didn't want to live in it anymore, I'd try to take some of you fuckers with me. I'm not just gonna quietly eat a gun though. That's some depressed old man shit.
Honestly, the only way I could conceivably see me killing myself is for schizo reasons.
Originally posted by mmQ I think Malice is pretty close to the front of the line. End of the line would still probably be Bill Krozby or juicebox.
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2023-09-03 at 5:26 PM UTCI thought we were talking about the line up in the clouds waiting to get into the PEARLY GATES of which we are all clearly headed thanks to the unconditional forgiveness of our Lord and Savior.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-03 at 5:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by Rape Monster What are you soon to be dead from?
Lifestyle. I mean, like, "soon" is a relative term here - I might last another decade or two! But the good Lord knows if I'd been living "right", I'd probably live to 100. I just wouldn't have enjoyed any of it, and what's the point in that? Seems like a waste.
(There's an off chance that I will defy statistics and medical science and live to a ripe old age despite my poor decision-making in matters of health. There's also a chance that I'm quantum immortal. I haven't died yet, and I've no real reason to believe that will change. Who knows? That would be perhaps more unfortunate than dying young, however. So I try very hard not to think about it. Eternity is a terrifying concept. Christians who want to live that long are insane. Well, eternity with omnipotence and omniscience might be nice - time ceasing to be a relevant concept in the ways its relevant now could assuage the shittiness of literal eternity somewhat, I guess. Time as we understand it is terrifying. Eternity is just the maximal amount of that terrifying thing. Ascending to a state of being in which time is recontextualized and no longer terrifying would probably make eternity pretty chill. Maybe.)
Originally posted by Meikai Honestly, the only way I could conceivably see me killing myself is for schizo reasons.
Oh, and accidentally, but that should go without saying. As things are now, I wouldn't *intentionally* kill myself for anything other than some serious delusions tho. -
2023-09-03 at 5:49 PM UTC
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2023-09-03 at 6:46 PM UTC
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2023-09-03 at 6:49 PM UTChold on, Lammy's fake feonsay is preggers?
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2023-09-03 at 6:50 PM UTCI didnt do it
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