2017-02-24 at 9:42 PM UTC
a planet keeps bothering me across the galaxy, help?
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post didn't die in a fire!
2017-03-02 at 10:46 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Help!
Help! I need somebody,
Help! Not just anybody,
Help! You know I need someone, help!
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now those days are gone, I'm not so self-assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind I've opened up the doors.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being around.
Help me get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me?
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
But ev'ry now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like I've never done before.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being around.
Help me get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me?
2017-03-02 at 11:01 PM UTC
Sure, bud. I'll put you out of your misery.
Do you have a preference in caliber?
2017-03-02 at 11:26 PM UTC
Actually, I don't wanna waste a bullet. Hatchet it is!
2017-04-03 at 1:40 AM UTC
If it's the planet I'm thinking of, and I'm guessing it is, I fucking KNOW what you mean. I can't tell you the number of sleepless nights I've had on account of it pestering me by it's sole existence. I think it only bothers one person at a time though because it hasn't bugged me for quite a while now. There's literally nothing you can do but pray. Sorry.
