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The plight of my plight

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Well I was supposed to go to this girls house last night but it didn't work out I was kinda dissapointed but whatever its all good.
    But luckily early morning the nurse who loves me text me and asked if I would come over so I did. She fell asleep shortly after I did her so I got dressed and as I got dressed I looked at her, her she had the blanket partially on her, her pussy was exposed like fucking whore. I went over to petted her hair and told her I was going.

    I haven't slept all for a week at night, i will catch a couple hours during the day, so when I walk in a parking lot going to my car, I see someone in the drivers seat just sitting there still, I've even walked up to the car and no one is there... so I thought "derpadew" and i felt/heard everyones voice that I've ever heard be rolled into one voice say derpadew to my thought.

    I got in my car and put on some juicy j because I'm a pimp, yall know me smoking candy canes and cigarillos, having the raddest time in my life because I ate a fist full of gaba. I went to 711 and got some coffee and I saw the pizza there but I only brought a certain amount of money with me because I'm a fiscal conservative. The homeless guy infront of me was buying a slice and I said "man I wish I brought more money that pizza is rad" when he left and the guy was ringing up for my coffee, he went and put 2 slices in a box and gave it to me for free. He was a chill old dude.

    So I ate one of the slices for breakfast in the 711 parking lot and was feeling good. I thought of greenplastix pizza cat thread about how cats like pizza, so when I got home I gave him a piece of a slice. And he was like ur a good pizza man.

    But yeah now I got to go to work in a bit unfortunately, most of the people I work with are cool, but theres this one guy that is going to UT to be an attorney which is awesome. But he annoys me because he has a limited vocabulary and I thought he was doing it on purpose just to me, but he just generally talks like that to everyone.
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    Take some CCC and go to work
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
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    No one cares Bill Krozby.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Take some CCC and go to work

    lol dude I have a bad history with ccc unless its in low doses, I'd probably lean on the oven and not notice my skin is burning off.
    I went to school one time on bundy and I kept imagining explosions in chemistry class it was fucked up.

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-02-24T14:14:02.501174+00:00
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    I also have a bad history, fuck good history.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^that dextory tho fam, I can't deny it was a part of my life.

    bundy has been fun sometimes for me, but because I like to drink I get really queazy (and with every psychedelic) and it makes the trip weird.



    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-02-24T14:18:29.687582+00:00
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink




    the plight of plight in pictures for you guys that can't read
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I also have a bad history, fuck good history.

    you're a wise dude, i will take ur advice. The symbolism and trianglism is all there
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    Awe Archie's eating a triangle
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Awe Archie's eating a triangle

    lol you fucking beat me to it

    he's an illuminati jedi space cat!
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    kitty cat pizza!
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink


    I thought pizza was the queen of my heart, I love her, but she's the plague of my heart - Bill Krozby
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Dargo No one cares Bill Krozby.

    yet you felt the need to post in my thread, like i've said I post for myself and no one else
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    cold read for pr0n :/
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^a chicken just got burned
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    how far into this before you're officially classified as Afag
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 how far into this before you're officially classified as Afag

    I love troma. When I was in the hospital when I was four my dad bought me a toxic avenger doll because my eye was falling out of my head just like his. Been a fan ever since. the 80's and 90's were cool

    And I guess you can classify me all you want, but I only have sex with women.
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    I think I read this on the bus this morning. Fuck the food industry Bill Krozby you should become a writer, I would pay money to read this stuff, its entertaining.
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