Guy on Instagram said he'd pay me to give me a foot massage

1. 2023-01-11 at 10:02 PM UTC

   #21
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   better thsn having a finger up your butthole no?
2. 2023-01-11 at 11:02 PM UTC

   #22
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   You should try and up-sell him with a bathwater two-week trial.
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3. 2023-01-12 at 5:12 AM UTC

   #23
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

   Originally posted by aldra is this an always sunny joke

   
   Its the implication
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4. 2023-01-12 at 5:28 AM UTC

   #24
   Kafka sweaty
   Have you tried subliminals to change your appearance Mal?
   
   
5. 2023-01-12 at 5:30 AM UTC

   #25
   Kafka sweaty
   I love the chaos of being a girl.
6. 2023-01-12 at 6:25 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole
   
   If you aren't taking advantage of his offer tell him I'm available. I could use the extra money.
7. 2023-01-12 at 11:23 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Incessant How do I get him to just pay for my pedicure if he can pick the color and I send pics?
   
   He also mentioned foot parties in my city. Holy hell. I can't believe there are enough of them to be organized like that.
   
   I would never let anyone suck my toes but a foot rub where I get paid sounds pretty okay as long as I can control the environment.

   
   wow these whores today are deseratte lmao RAPE btw
8. 2023-01-12 at 12:42 PM UTC

   #28
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka Have you tried subliminals to change your appearance Mal?
   
   

   Idk wtf that means. But no, I'm not trying to change my appearance. Why are you dead naming me tho like a fasciast?
9. 2023-01-12 at 12:53 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   fuck u ugly skank ass bitch, die in a fire
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10. 2023-01-12 at 1:08 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Incessant Idk wtf that means. But no, I'm not trying to change my appearance. Why are you dead naming me tho like a fasciast?

    
    We already knew who you are...it's been mentioned multiple times.
11. 2023-01-12 at 6:56 PM UTC

    #31
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost fuck u ugly skank ass bitch, die in a fire

    
    K
12. 2023-01-12 at 6:57 PM UTC

    #32
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson We already knew who you are…it's been mentioned multiple times.

    
    This involves you how? Are you defending Kafk? Lol interesting
13. 2023-01-12 at 8:40 PM UTC

    #33
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    they should make an agency in eastern europe like poland with me making the big bucks offering foot massages for teenage girls or foot stuff with girls possibly barely legal like 16 or maybe lower if the lawyers clear it since it is not sex per se but technically it could be an other sexual act or "inna czynnosc seksualna" so to be safe we would have iot with 15/16 yr olds.
14. 2023-01-13 at 4:09 PM UTC

    #34
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Wariat they should make an agency in eastern europe like poland with me making the big bucks offering foot massages for teenage girls or foot stuff with girls possibly barely legal like 16 or maybe lower if the lawyers clear it since it is not sex per se but technically it could be an other sexual act or "inna czynnosc seksualna" so to be safe we would have iot with 15/16 yr olds.

    
    you're more likely to be drafted
    
    they might even create a dedicated Nonce Battalion to clear mines and IEDs
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15. 2023-01-13 at 6:55 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Incessant This involves you how? Are you defending Kafk? Lol interesting

    
    uh oh.
    
    Defensive
16. 2023-01-13 at 7:43 PM UTC

    #36
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson uh oh.
    
    Defensive

    
    You can stop replying to my posts thanks. I'll never find you charming enough to send nudes.
17. 2023-01-13 at 8:48 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Incessant You can stop replying to my posts thanks. I'll never find you charming enough to send nudes.

    
    uh oh
    
    Narcissistic
18. 2023-01-14 at 2:36 AM UTC

    #38
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Incessant K

    
    nobody fuckin gfgrghrr
19. 2023-01-14 at 2:36 AM UTC

    #39
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Incessant You can stop replying to my posts thanks. I'll never find you charming enough to send nudes.

    
    send nudes
20. 2023-01-14 at 2:48 AM UTC

    #40
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    send dudes