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Found a new lady to creep on.

  1. 2023-01-11 at 1:44 PM UTC
    #1
    blaster master victim of incest
    Alright. The gas station ladies didn't work out, I guess asking one out and then bringing the uglier on flowers was a bad play.

    So I found a new chicken to creep on, she works at the car parts store near my house. She's Spanish speaking and has red hair and blue eyes, I want to make red headed babies with her.

    Last week I was in there looking for some parts and kinda Weasled my way into using the computer to see the price and she like brushed arms and hips with me.

    So then yesterday I went back to get some other parts and I saw her and waved and she smiled and turned red like a tomato. Fuck. My cars gonna have a lot of new parts by the time she gets one of her coworkers to tells me to find a different car parts store to shop at.
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  2. 2023-01-11 at 1:49 PM UTC
    #2
    blaster master victim of incest
    She has that sexxy granny style that young ladies adopt when they work at male orientated jobs and don't want to be stared at.
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  3. 2023-01-11 at 1:59 PM UTC
    #3
    Kafka victim of incest
    How can grannies be sexy… I feel old when I dress like this. The raincoat is from La Redoute so it’s timeless but 50yr olds also wear it.

  4. 2023-01-11 at 2 PM UTC
    #4
    Kafka victim of incest
    The satchel was my dad's, I just use it because I broke the handle on my vintage gladstone bag.
  5. 2023-01-11 at 2 PM UTC
    #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by blaster master She has that sexxy granny style that young ladies adopt when they work at male orientated jobs and don't want to be stared at.

    guess it backfired
  6. 2023-01-11 at 2:03 PM UTC
    #6
    blaster master victim of incest
    Kafka, you never seen a gal in her 20s or 30s dye her hair all silver like she was a witch? It doesn't work right on gals with a fair complexion, it's more for the Latinas and Italian girls.
  7. 2023-01-11 at 2:06 PM UTC
    #7
    Kafka victim of incest
    Originally posted by blaster master Kafka, you never seen a gal in her 20s or 30s dye her hair all silver like she was a witch? It doesn't work right on gals with a fair complexion, it's more for the Latinas and Italian girls.

    No. I spray dyed my hair grey once to look like that girl in The Stand but I had a fake tan on.
  8. 2023-01-11 at 2:06 PM UTC
    #8
    blaster master victim of incest
    So this ladies granny style is she wears jeans with like six giant buttons on the front and a very non flattering cut, and she wears fingerless gloves and has her hair dyed the strawberry blonde that my mom uses to look like me and my sister, so I guess that's the granny vibes I was talking about.
  9. 2023-01-11 at 2:06 PM UTC
    #9
    blaster master victim of incest
    So get her a card and some flowers to express my feelings for her right?
  10. 2023-01-11 at 2:06 PM UTC
    #10
    Kafka victim of incest
    Originally posted by blaster master So this ladies granny style is she wears jeans with like six giant buttons on the front and a very non flattering cut, and she wears fingerless gloves and has her hair dyed the strawberry blonde that my mom uses to look like me and my sister, so I guess that's the granny vibes I was talking about.

    Oh. Ewww. I hate fingerless gloves.
  11. 2023-01-11 at 2:07 PM UTC
    #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by blaster master So get her a card and some flowers to express my feelings for her right?

    slip her some werthers
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  12. 2023-01-11 at 2:07 PM UTC
    #12
    blaster master victim of incest
    Originally posted by Kafka Oh. Ewww. I hate fingerless gloves.

    Good! I don't want you stealing my crush.
  13. 2023-01-11 at 2:09 PM UTC
    #13
    blaster master victim of incest
    I feel like in the card I should write, "baby your beauty is timeless, I cannot tell if you are old enough to be my mother or young enough to be my daughter."
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  14. 2023-01-11 at 2:10 PM UTC
    #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ok

    when I said you weren't an incel I think I had you mixed up with angry onion
  15. 2023-01-11 at 2:14 PM UTC
    #15
    blaster master victim of incest
    Originally posted by aldra ok

    when I said you weren't an incel I think I had you mixed up with angry onion

    Yeah bro I've been single for basically a decade. Total incel vibes I bet.
  16. 2023-01-11 at 2:31 PM UTC
    #16
    blaster master victim of incest


    Here's what I look like, I think if you wasn't so big it'd it'd easier to get dates, but I'm literally the height and weight of an NFL player, mines just more concentrated on my belly as you can see.
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  17. 2023-01-11 at 2:41 PM UTC
    #17
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by blaster master She has that sexxy granny style that young ladies adopt when they work at male orientated jobs and don't want to be stared at.

    Tell her you'd like her to take a look at your big end.
  18. 2023-01-11 at 2:54 PM UTC
    #18
    Kafka victim of incest
    Originally posted by blaster master

    Here's what I look like, I think if you wasn't so big it'd it'd easier to get dates, but I'm literally the height and weight of an NFL player, mines just more concentrated on my belly as you can see.

    I think you should dye your eyebrows to match your beard and get dark coloured contact lenses. The dark circles between your eye colour and the whites makes a huge difference, the darker they are the more attractive you will be.

    What’s off-putting about incels is their lack of self-awareness, desperation, low-self esteem and victim mentality. If you keep focusing on yourself and the bad things that happen to you then you’ll attract more of that, it was proven somehow but I’m not going looking for the source. I think you don’t understand women because you’re too busy focusing on how you’re a victim.
  19. 2023-01-11 at 2:58 PM UTC
    #19
    Kafka victim of incest
    If you have Discord I can send help.

  20. 2023-01-11 at 2:58 PM UTC
    #20
    blaster master victim of incest
    Kafka, I'm not a victim.

    Im a victimizer.
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