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I got beat up by the police department at a black people block party.

  1. #1
    Totse2k1 Houston
    Folks, this isn't what I intended to do with my second day as a homeless person.

    Last night, at approximately 8pm I went to Walmart to steal clothing. Not because I don't have money, but because I don't have any warm clothing. Boy the first night was so fucking cold, so anyway, I have to go past Brownsville to go to the black people walmart. I wisely, did such before night time, unfortunately, I started getting drunk again.

    So anyway, I got a nice sweatshirt, but i had to get a 3XL coat, because the walmarts down here ran out of warm shit to wear, so I made sure it fit and just kept it on.

    when I went back to the train station in brownsville, and my melanin rich friends had set up I shit you not, an impromptu stage, the whole block is full of people (it's 9:30pm on a friday in a black area of miami next to a train station) I noticed that there was not a single white person, I figured perfect, cracked me a steel reserve and walked me down to find

    folks trayvon martin/blastermaster6969 blessed me with 100$, I think I accepted it into my account, he wants me to use it on a motel room an dthe fattest blackest hooker I can find, prostitutes are about 100-200$ here for an hour for like one that most people would want to fuck (I never bough ta prostitute, but plan to) so I figured we finna take that 100$

    and cut it in half,

    motel room like 45$ he said and he told me not to get really shitty drunk so i am listening to my friend and not drinking any liquor


    folks, at the black people barbeque concert Black Lives Matter rally for Joe Biden next to the train station, they had music bumpin and it was gangster rap, so I made sure I had some brews, my phone (0% dead), and my wallet.

    so i went back to the train station, and went upstairs, it's 3 stories, and I was finishing my beer and the POLEICE show up on the street and there was a kid who was biking up and down the street with a bike with no front wheel, like a unicycle, but it was a mountain bike and I think it was stolen cuz the wheel's spot had a bunch of like pliers marks on it lololol

    so the music cuts out and the black people all start dispersing and I'm on the third floor, it's like midnight, i figured I was impervious,

    >_> So I threw a half full tall boy at the cop car on the street level from really high up.

    >_> I didn't understand how fast Miami Police Department moves. There was 4 cops upstairs so fucking fast, and I pointed at the stairs when they arrived, and I figured I had no beer on me, so they put me against a wall, took everything out of my pockets.

    And they threw everything I had in my pockets off the wall, asked me if I want to go off the wall, and when I said I was sorry , that really infuriated them, and I was thrown on the floor, and kicked by like 3 cops but they didn't want to hurt me, I know this cuz they all have steel toed boots on and only kicked me in the legs and chest (not face)

    Then they asked some guy what they should do and they made me stand up and I figured I'm going to jail.

    They walked me downstairs and asked me to gather my stuff, made me pick up the beer can (that landed about ten feet away from the cop car I aimed at), and told me I locked out till 6am to the train station, the phones destroyed, all my cards and IDs and wallet and shit are all there and work. so I sat outside, oh and one of the cops took my vape and my weed and the cracked weed pipe and threw it over a fence (I tried to find away around the fence but it's barb wire protecting the train tracks and after 1 train came through at 6am everything was SMASHED)

    my knees and ankles hurt but I'm really thankful they didn't kick me in the face or head or hands cuz that would've really damaged me

    Decided to buy more weed when my plug wakes up, and I'm not gonna drink today.
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    Totse2k1 Houston
    folks i just wanted to impress some black people and show them I was a real ass nigga when I hurled the beer at the cops who were ruining their social justice movement.
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    Totse2k1 Houston
    Worst thing anyone did was at one point, someone explained to me when I was new to Paganism that God/Odin loves me a lot, like not a little, but like a lot, and that if I literally do what I think he wants me to do, and ask him in prayer, if I just go with my gut instinct 100% of the time, I

    -Wont be killed or maimed in a manner that makes me permanently crippled.
    -Will get lucky, if we were gambling on a quarter flip, I'd win more than 50% of the time, or if I have to fight with a weapon.
    -God can and will fulfill my dream of giving me a 400+lb fat black lady who loves Jeeezus(or god cuz imma be real I don't like jedis), she aint got no kids and is 18-45 years old, HIV negative.

    Folks, I think I can find dat, I know where da black ppl church is, and I seen a couple candy reins tryna get candy corned, na meen???

    Plus I'll be honest, I like eating pussy, sometimes between boners like when I hit once, I lick a lil I do me, hit it twice. back to back and front to front i think. And I want a very heavy set, black lady to do this with, I may even FORGO the motel room if it means I can take her to KFC/PopEyes/Chicken Kitchen by da college and cum in her twice.

    This old black guy said don't get aids from a fat black prostitute, but I figure I'm already a faggot might as well. God bless everyone and I will use the 1 condom in my wallet that I've been carrying around for two months and when I am done, I will take the used rubbie with me, lest I end up getting identified in some weird ass forensic files episode about scrawny white niggas that fuck HUGE hoes (and pay for it, eat the pussy, and buy them a value meal) hahaha

    I'mma take that BradleyB and give me a BradleyA+
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    Totse2k1 Houston
    The A+ stands for aids positive.
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    Totse2k1 Houston
    Originally posted by Totse2k1 I was 12 years old and a skinhead lol when I was new to Paganism that God/Odin loves me a lot, like not a little, but like a lot, and that if I literally do what I think he wants me to do, and ask him in prayer, if I just go with my gut instinct 100% of the time, I

    -Wont be killed or maimed in a manner that makes me permanently crippled.
    -Will get lucky, if we were gambling on a quarter flip, I'd win more than 50% of the time, or if I have to fight with a weapon.
    -God can and will fulfill my dream of giving me a 400+lb fat black lady who loves Jeeezus(or god cuz imma be real I don't like jedis), she aint got no kids and is 18-45 years old, HIV negative.

    also it's known that god will only bless u all the way up until he doesn't, which really seems like a cop out, but thats the way shit goes, so I literally believe god will keep me from harm especailly if I forward engage any threat, AND at some point, he will withhold that blessing and I will go to his Hall of the Slain, to sit with him and prepare myself better to fight on Vidgarir's Plain.

    Basically it's a belief that you will be successful in all combat or struggle all the way up until you're not at which point you will be killed brutally, quickly, and everyone will be shocked and scared they finally managed to get ya.

    10/10 living folks I aint scared of shit (except pubic lice, cuz if a hairy guy gets it, it's on his whole body, hasn't happened to me but I know how hairy I am)

    And that would be quiet the hairy situation.
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    Totse2k1 Houston
    A racist brand of neo-Paganism, related to Odinism, spreads among white supremacists.

    A neo-Pagan religion drawing on images of fiercely proud, boar-hunting Norsemen and their white-skinned Aryan womenfolk is increasingly taking root among Skinheads, neo-Nazis and other white supremacists across the nation.

    LOL as I'm teaching myself Khmai, learning Spanih, only dating brown girls, plan to move to Cambodia, live in Miami Florida, think Hitler was almost completely right in everyway, and am in no way a racist (i am an anti semite)
  7. #7
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Damn it Bradley I told you to lay off the booze, obviously it makes you do stupid shit. Glad the cops didn't fuck you up to much and your OK.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    chimpout juice
  9. #9
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Booze is not for some people, I did stupid shit when drinking years ago. Plus the jungle music may have set him off. lol
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Uhh i didnt read this but wot lol
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    Totse2k1 Houston
    dude if i could hurl a whole four pack at the police who ruin that lil niggas block party, i swear to god, i'd have given them all 8 of them,thank god i only had one and missed the car.
  12. #12
    Totse2k1 Houston
    Hey everyone so I went to the library and I have this paperwork that said some guys name but you know religious institutions don't really be too on the up and up when it comes to like... verification.

    So I went on the public library computer here in down town miami, I went and looked up Funeral for Bishop Milwaukee, Wisconsin on google, I found out every time a bishop dies, they put that shit in the paper with all the credentials, so I looked up his signatory and I'm not gonna lie, that nigga used a sharpie half the time, I own a sharpie, so I did the MS Paint, got the nigga who was overseeing the funeral for a local diocese and I just kinda wrote "BRADLEYB93" where that niggas name was (i used my full real name of course) and I blanked out the (white) document where his name was, so now I got a piece of paper saying I run funerals, marry people and am ordained minister in the catholic church, BUT the guy who signed off on all my paperwork died in October. (Does the Church know what documents a 93 year old man signed in his last year of life with a fat tipped sharpie? Probably gonna take a day or two either way on god, and it is real, I am from there, I went to Seminary school at (local catholic church to where i'm from in Wisconsin), and I'm gonna tell them, I'm a priest, i'm homeless, I came here four days ago, and I don't know where *google biggest catholic church in miami in spanish* and imma tell them I don't speak spanish, they didn't recognize me, here's my paperwork, I don't know what to do but if you have mass here (the shelter is run by the catholics and connected to a church) I'd like to talk to the bishop when he has a moment, I need to receive sacrement and make a confession (about my drinking of beers for two days) and I would like to receive communion if my sacrement is accepted.

    Then I'mma wait till I'm just by the homeless ppl, and look around and ask them if they know where I can find some good weed at (I got 10$ in 1s, which is the perfect amount to buy drugs if you're a homeless person.

    also: see my thread about how imma do this pigeon so i can get more money (a real thread, give me five minutes tops im nuts as shit)
  13. #13
    Totse2k1 Houston
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Uhh i didnt read this but wot lol

    I masturbated till completion 3 times in the last thirty six hours, I drank 3 beers last night, and Im so happy I don't have to go to the methadone/subuxone clinic at 8am and stand in line. I'd rather be dead than be an opiate junkie who can't get a boner and wont show his face on cam because he's really badly addicted (and knows it shows).

    so I tried taking advice from you in september and took 3 courses instead of 5 because you said 5 was too much for you, bro you are in community college and white, you must be fucking straight stupid if you can't keep up, so i'm doing five courses lol and I no longer take advice from retarded addicts who struggle to do 3 classes in community college.

    If you can do me a favor, talk about yourself when you reply, or don't give an opinion, broke ass bitch, I got a 8mg sub if you suck this dick faggot, you won't even have to wait till tomorrow to GET U SUM
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    Totse2k1 Houston
    cuz fokls if you ever criticized me and I see a photo of you (like I upload a couple of a week of me!) and your appearance matches (the fact you suck dick to get non opiate medications in order to 'function') LOL I'mma save that shit, and imma laugh

    i'mma show our other friends who don't use methadone/use tinychat and we finna laugh

    but that can't happen unless ur subuxone ass isn't nodding off too hard to take a selfie lol Talk to you in four days when you're woke enough to respond to a forum.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Bradley wtf r u doin m8
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