This is the only place I can express how I feel, what I think, and what I believe should happen without censorship from anyone with common sense.
To deprive us of this is like depriving slugs of the morning dew. If you want any damn so i bought this receipt wrapper full of weed for 10$ after the cops stopped me haha from this ghetto ass black lady right and this shit is sof fucking fire!!!! she said it's like a christmas tree, my god, I thought it had fentanyl in it the way it looked (KINDA POWDERY NGL) but u know me, i go buy a lil pippino and pakc me up a bowl, the store i bought the pipe from came outside and said "sir, please do not enjoy your wares at our establishment, i am sorry" so I got high staring at him from the parking lot, I went and bought a chicken like the rotisserie kind (the smoke shop right next to the grocery store)
fucking 9$ for a rotisserie chicken and a 1.50$ bottle of hot sauce, but fuck it, right, so I go hit the pipe outside (again int he parking lot with dozens of hispanics walking around me, my neighborhood is 94% Hispanic, 100% cuban) like a dozen tiems and pack it up and hit it some more, and then I get to working on the chicken, my god! I should've went to popeyes the way I only wanted 2 pieces type shit, right, so I eat a drum stick first, (at this point I shlapped da hot sauce bottle till 1/3 of it was in the lil plastic black tray the chicken come in), mmmmm dat drum stick shlapped! on god, so I go and rip me off this crispy lil wing
dip it in da sauce ofc, (I love getting lost in the sauce, unless it's sour cream, i put that on god fuck sour cream) and take 1 bite
Not feeling it. The way that wing felt in my mouth kinda tasted... like obv im the one ripping this corpse apart, so i know it all got cooked the same, that shit fucking SUCKED! right lol
so I haven't touched the other drumstick, the entire breast sof the chicken, the other wing, and the wing i did bite into, still good! most of it!
I walk up to this 200 year old rastafarian literally this nigga looked like the person they'd point to on a timeline and say "we all came out of Africa, this is your ancestor" so I tried talking to him, he didn't speak english
We hand signaled that I wanted a cigarette, he hand signaled he wanted to hit thre weed pipe, i said ok ok ok
so then I lit hte cigarette, let him hit hte weed pipe, and handed him this 5/6 chicken
as i'm walking away in perfect english
"WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SPICEY AS FUCK"
the end pt 2 will be how i talked myself out of a ticket by telling a black police officer "i'm a real ass nigga from the 414"