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Psychotic breakdown

  1. #1
    curlyKellen Tuskegee Airman
    What's up my niggers? Fuckin... I don't have any weed so I'm going psycho... Fuckin... I wanted to donate plasma this week, but I think saturday night i took a handful of aspirin, so I can't remember if I did and I don't know if I'll be allowed to because you have to wait 72 hours..

    I ain't been to the gym in a minute because I'm scared i'll get beated up, because I saw this man in the gym lift some really heavy weights, and he looked like he was angry, but I like him, because he was nice, But i'm still scared of him. Lanny Is cool too

    I been messaging posters on here becasue I want some conversation, but nobody text me back except scron, because but I wanted to talk to scron too, but he's really cool, and I don't want him to get mad and stop talking to me all together because I'm scared he will get mad and stop talking to me all together, because he's really cool, and if I don't have him to talk to, I'll be fucked, because he's really really cool.

    Uh niggers, uh lol

    Fuckin, I even messaged Candyrein

    Fuckin, my house

    I got some of these g-d damn

    Fuckin, fona... I don't know what he's doing, but I been sending some dank memes

    I been listening to really good music.

    I like girls too, I been trying really hard to find sam girls

    tomorrow is thanksgiving

    My neeouger Cj is in prism, he's in hell right now

    Fuckin... Everybody yell at me always mad

    Fuckin, I got a lot of dank memes, but I'm scared nobody wants to see them because they're scared they won't have enough memory.

    Fuckin, what else my little niggers? Fuckin... Facebook is really fun...

    Fuckin, what else...

    It cold outside...

    Fuckin... I'm 230 pounds, and alot of people probably don't understand that. I do not either.

    Fuckin, what else... Oh, I seen this guy with a fake vagina on pornhub yesterday, whoever constructed that did a great job, it's amazing.

    Fuckin, uhh... Fuckin, it's cold

    I wish I could go outside

    The trash compactor, fuckin... Everybody just left their bags outside, and I'm like wtf man, you gotta get that in there, so we can get it back into the cycle man,

    Fuckin, everybody is freaking out at me, and freaking out even more when I don't give them their way... I guess we're just going to live a life of violence and hate and keep bashing ourselves

    Fuckin. But, no... I'm doing good.

    Do I want to smash in space? Yes, but not if I have to be fat. Fuckin, lol... Fuckin god damn fuckin

    Fuckin... I want to go lift but I'm scared somebody will get mad at me for getting too strong, or I'll break the bar, or something stupid like that. Fuckin, I like the Ymca, but I don't want to lose it.

    I been hittin on everybody guys, ladies from church, step-sister, Milena's daughter, I just been keeping it between the mustard and the mayo, cause some of that pussy might be really good. Fuckin, who else... And I just been creepin on thots... I once had sex with a lady in the psyche ward because she was feeling her oats, but I defer admission to the psyche ward.

    Fuckin... I been jackin my dick to internet porn all day long, fuys... Lol.. I look up some backward shit. I nutted my dick to a picture of this girls mouth on reddit the other day who didn't have teeth, lol it was nice. Fuckin... what else

    Uh, I turned up my heat one degree last night.

    I got some beef schnitzel from aldi the other day, I put ketchup on it, and it was real good.

    I take like 3 showers a day

    Fuckin... If I had some weed, I'd smoke it.

    The plasma donation center is closed tomorrow. I'm trying to get some money for this muffler..

    Fuckin... Uhh, I'm minding my own business niggers

    Fuckin... what else... I'd tell you niggers some real cool shit, but you (and everybody else on earf) always throw the baby out with the bath water.

    Fuckin, last year, I talked to this chinese girl on Chatroulette, and I was fuckin with her, and I was like... Oh cool, you don't speak english, you know, I was fuckin with her, like... You know, I'd like to see where this goes, I wouldn't mind being with a foreign chick... Fuckin, she was real cute, and she could I could tell have some similar genes to me.. (the non primary ones) Fuckin, then our conversation lagged out. I guess if I burn down a house it makes it ok for everybody else too, huh right fuys?

    Fuckin. Fona, I don't know what he's doing, I guess busy trying to exploit everything...

    Fuckin, runescape? That shit's fun, but like fuckin.. That shit, I'm scared that if I don't use it I lose it.

    Fuckin, all my smarthome shit is bugged to fuckin shit, can't keep nothing nice around this mother fucker, man. Even my tv... Whatever, I guess we're just going to keep smiting each other, Whatever, I don't care, see if I care mother fucker, lol let's do it

    fuckin... What else. fuckin, lol it never ends. Lol my niggers....

    I jacked off with this guy on omegle the other day, lol, he was just sitting in his chair, and I was sitting in mine, and I was just like... Man, fuckin... This guy's probably just as mad as me that his dick's out in front of another guy, so we're just going to sit here and be mad together

    fuckin... Car's in the shop.. Fuckin, it's cool, because... Fuckin, this is not a pedestrian friendly neighborhood...

    Fuckin... I'm not sure the messaging feature on here works, fuckin... Because I be talking about real life shit... Fuckin this doesn't work, my tech doesn't work, youtube doesn't work... Fuckin, everything's soiled.

    Fuckin, my brother, fuckin, sauced up on me yesterday, fuckin, this nigga don't listen.

    What else niggas... Fuckin

    I want to go get deer, but I'm not about to get ass fucked for trying to get food because I want to carry a weapon, so I'm just going to continue to sit here and get food from the store... Whatever, it's tasty...

    Fuckin, fight with cudgels.

    What else, meh niggas... Fuckin, everybody mad mad mad.

    I'd like to play halo, I feel like COD is just a big pyramid scheme... Fuckin... I don't care..

    Fuckin, I wonder what I'll get for christmas.. I need to get to church.

    Fuckin... What else... Fuckin, I'd like to smoke.

    Fuckin.. My nigga what else is there really to talk about. The movies are cool.

    Fuckin.. Are you even reading this, or are you just ripping the forum.. Fuckin, who gives a fuck..

    Fuckin. It's in the house.

    Fuckin, shit.. Fuckin, what else...

    Everybody, sells me out.... So I'm just going to keep doing what I do and worrying only about myself... All you fuckers, you guys aren't friends. Just like sonic, when he loses his rings, just waiting for me to fuck up. You all, are sad... And pathetic. Your houses are cold, your guns are made out of plastic, and your food tastes like latex paint..

    I'll talk to you guys some other time.
  2. #2
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

  3. #3
    curlyKellen Tuskegee Airman
    You didn't even read my post
  4. #4
    curlyKellen Tuskegee Airman
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    curlyKellen Tuskegee Airman
    nothing works, your houses are all cold
  6. #6
    Rape Monster Space Nigga
    You should go get a bottle of liquor and stab some niggas
  7. #7
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by curlyKellen

    Well that was rude of them!
  8. #8
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster You should go get a bottle of liquor and stab some niggas

    why does he need liquor to do that?
  9. #9
    Rape Monster Space Nigga
    Originally posted by slide22 why does he need liquor to do that?

    It gives you superpowers
  10. #10
    curlyKellen Tuskegee Airman
    I feel it coming like the weekend on Thursday. Another half-assed bull shit waste of life winter.
  11. #11
    Bradley Black Hole
    You're a fucking loser, bro.
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