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  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    Key part being the "or similar" because onlyfans rejected my account. Said the picture pressing a red hot meth pipe against my foreskin was too graphic??? 🥵 Or are they just jealous. I do extreme 420 gamer Minecraft boysmell beta Trad content for all the hot and bothered 18 year olds that think all the guys at church are too boring and dumb and wants to date a sexy nerd bad boy gruffman
    Or at least have sex with him
    And because I'm the closest she can get in that small chipotle farm town, she pays $5 for access to my dicknbalz
    Yup. I took the pictures before making the account so I'm already losing money = time on this investment/idea

    Fuck porn kikes fucking selling me like human cattle that's what I am . My next shoot will be MAN BECOMES CATTLE and I will dress up like a bull stud that's gonna walk down there and fuck that entire field of cows
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    reminds me back of the job running over the soler panels with the muscle scar
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost MAN BECOMES CATTLE



    'Moo'

    That will be $20
  4. #4
    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Tell people you're a straight cis man and then suck/take dick, they love that and will pay
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Ghost Said the picture pressing a red hot meth pipe against my foreskin was too graphic???


    And yet a photo of a 19yr old with an old style coke bottle in her ass is ok? Misandry-ism at it's finest!
  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Tell people you're a straight cis man and then suck/take dick, they love that and will pay

    how do you do that wthrough a computer screen
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    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost how do you do that wthrough a computer screen

    Just jack off for tips on chat roulette then
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Ghost how do you do that wthrough a computer screen

    https://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/virtual-reality-sex-suit/

  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    wut dis make me



    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson https://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/virtual-reality-sex-suit/


    i;ll use a looping gif, ez. Already thought of this a year ago LOL

    Using a fake dildo that shoots fake cum, hooking it up to an eb and flow and having a mechanical hand jerk it 25/7 with the title cam livestream "WORLDS LONGEST HARDEST COCK SETTING ANOTHER RECORD LONGEST JACK SESSION" and an AI coded to be like "YEEAAAH GONNNA BUSS GONNA BUSSS ANOTHER LOAD TIP TIP TI TP TIP TIP T!!!!!" and its just cha ching cha ching and the hand is still stroking it randomizes rhythem every random interval so nobody gets wise

    and then maybe 10-20 mins later ppl asre like hes still going OMG what a beast and then ANOTHER LOAD OOOOOOOOOO CHAT IS GOING WILD IS HE GONNA SURVIVE THIS ONE????? and they all cheer when the robot busts. That is the future of human entertainment


  10. #10
    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven reminds me back of the job running over the soler panels with the muscle scar

    tell story
  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    The boss told him to pull into an obvious one way , tight turn while the driver shouted out the window the entire time "It AINT GONNA FIT" "SHUT UP AND GO AHEAD MORE !!! MORE!! MORE !!! YOURE GOOD YOURE GOOD YOURE GOOD OKAY RIGHT THERE!!"


    aaaaaand the newly finished wall has a hole and is all scrapped up UGH!!!!! CANT U DO ANYTHING RITE OMG!!!!


    and you're just standing there like -_- yeah right i'm gonna grab a smoke
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    Bradley Dark Matter
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