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  1. #1
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Would you like someone new to talk to
  2. #2
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I do not, cuz I have a new girl to talk to. only thing that sucks about it is she has a mister
  3. #3
    Bradley Dark Matter
    I met a new girl today, she's like 20 and wouldn't take her mask off which I thought was suspect as hell, I lost my phone ten minutes after getting her number and talking her up, she seems really crazy, and seh's from the dominican republic and doesn't have any kids, been here three months, so I got her number, messaged her, she just messaged me back shockingly. She told me she's bi and single and odesn't have any kids, and im like OK this bitch is definitely throwing that pussy at me, cuz how it started was I'm sitting in this ghetto train stop in a cuban neighborhood waiting for the train to come and it says 22 minutes till the next one comes. two minutes later she comes walking in and smiles and sits next to me and starts asking about my runic tattoos. I'm also wearing blue jeans, blue dress shirt, got blue eyes, blue adidas, blue backpack with googley eyes on it and a blue lanyard with my college ID on it.

    So.

    I figure, if I can find any hispanic girl that's younger than me that doens't have any kids and is relatively skinny, I'mma cum in her until I got like 3 kids, speak spanish, and am part of a familia, my amigos.

    But in the mean time I am going to go to my AA meetings, not drink, and try my hardest at college because through my success will I attract a horny, slutty dominican art student who longs for big white cock and then one day I'm there. I get chubby just thinking about it, ngl.

    And I'mma cum in each one of her holes whether she's catholic or not. And I'm never gonna cheat on her or do her bad :)

    I really want a family.
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  4. #4
    Bradley Dark Matter
    and not one of those "this is my partner and were dog dads while we wait to find a little gook to adopt" kinda family that's bullshit!
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    I got so high I convinced myself that my girlfriend was trying to set me up in a coopscam and steal all the drugs, leave me with nothing as soon as it snows so I'm too cold to fight back and get the police involved and because of this delusion I was abusing as much drugs as possible because of imminent police raid life fuckery might as well get as high as I can while I still can

    and then it always turns out none of it was real and you are just a retard
    but man does it seem real at the time
  6. #6
    Bradley Dark Matter
    I've had delusions from meth like that a few times.

    That's what killed Bill Krozby no joke
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  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    Yeah I came close a few times to ending it all because I didn't want my enemies to have the satisfaction of taking me out first

    We don't punish ourselves because we're guilty, but because the world lost what made us want to live.
  8. #8
    Bradley Dark Matter
    not me bro i get unhappy for like 2-3 days TOPS then i snap out of it
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    i've gone months without any problems, I used to wig out constantly but as the years go by and the brain damage accumulates they seem to get less and less fantastical magical and more based in reality

    instead of the police coming in through the walls instead my neighbor will get too drunk and fight his gf and the cops show up right when I'm walking out of the apartment high as fuck and they stare at me and then park randomly out back and real life events happen that normally shouldn't bother you, it's whatever cops show up all the time in my hood, weird things happen. Normally I can handle weirdness, darkness, evil, fucked up shit.

    Lack of coping skills + drug abuse something something
    It's hard to practice mindfulness when you are horny and convinced people are out to get you at any moment and just need to BUST THIS NUT BEFORE THE GOVERNMENT FORCE STERILIZES ME AND TURNS ME INTO A TRANNY BECAUSE I RAISED MY VOICE AT A LADY AND TOLD HER I CAN SEE THE DEMONS PLOTTING AGAINST ME AND KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    100% because bad things always happen to me at the worst time the cops are going to kick the door in 1 picosecond before I cum which is the worst arrest to ever happen to anyone because not only is a days long meth orgasm ruined but also I lose my freedom and probably die afterwards.

    That's like a triple whammy of torture and usually the reality is far worse than your worst nightmare.
  11. #11
    mom says do not talk to strangers
  12. #12
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny mom says do not talk to strangers

    Post pics of your mom
  13. #13
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Post pics of your mom

    Didn't you have them for sale?


    Ahhhh it never gets old
  14. #14
    Vinny's mom is probably about 60 I'm guessing, Those mature Asians (although very hairy) sometimes still look good once you break on the Nair on them.
  15. #15
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Vinny's mom is probably about 60 I'm guessing, Those mature Asians (although very hairy) sometimes still look good once you break on the Nair on them.

    Are you old enough to remember the commercial

    "Ancient Chinese Secret" OMG how racist but funny

    CALGON
  16. #16
    jerryb Houston
    Sounds like she wants some of you Bradley.
  17. #17
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb Sounds like she wants some of you Bradley.

    442
  18. #18
    Bradley Dark Matter
    ya bro i am the only white guy in this neighborhood, I dress like mr rodgers, I have blue eyes that are bright blue, and I make sure I smile the whole time I'm talking to them so they know how happy of a person I am, and that I have all of my teeth. I'm in fairly good shape (not fat or anything) and am tall at 6'1, with my headshaved it looks less bad how bald I am, but I embrace it and don't hide it with a hat or a bandana or any of that gay shit.

    I will find a brown girl who wants this big white pipe.
  19. #19
    Bradley Dark Matter
    And I'll be honest with you I'm trying my hardest, I'm not like a 10/10 and master pick up artist, but I try to just seem genuine, and happy, and hope they like me and think i'm smart and funny and then I get to go inside them and tell them they love them and hopefully find a companion for life.

    Or at least some bitch with a fat ass and a tight pussy that's nice to me.
  20. #20
    Bradley Dark Matter
    I'm also in college and support myself even if I do only rent a room and not an apartment.
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