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crying while masturbating becuase you cant stop thinking about killing yourself

  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    lol
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    , lmao
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  4. #4
    Lanny Youth Mutton Buster Champion
    embedded bandcamp link
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  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    also known as cheap lube
  6. #6
    Bradley Dark Matter
    I went ot the dollar store and got a botlte of KY Personal Lubricant for 2$.
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    crying while masturbating because you can't stop thinking about coomerimng long enough to kill yourself
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    masturbating while crying because you are killing yourself by suicide by cop
  10. #10
    Bradley Dark Matter
    masturbating a cop while crying because you're fucking the police
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  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley masturbating a cop while crying because you're fucking the police

    Hey that's actually a pretty sexy idea

    There is hope for you yet

    WHAT DO YOU PLAN ON DOING WITH THAT BATON OFFICER BECAUSE I MIGHT BE PACKING A LARGER ONE CONCEALED IN ME TROUSERS
  12. #12
    Bradley Dark Matter
    lol I wonder honestly what british bobbies are like, cuz unless there's two or more of them, I don't think a woman with a baton can beat me if I know it's coming
  13. #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley lol I wonder honestly what british bobbies are like, cuz unless there's two or more of them, I don't think a woman with a baton can beat me if I know it's coming

    She could do a lot worse than beat me with it if i'm gona be coming ;)
  14. #14
    Bradley Dark Matter
    homo alert ^^^
  15. #15
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bradley lol I wonder honestly what british bobbies are like, cuz unless there's two or more of them, I don't think a woman with a baton can beat me if I know it's coming

  16. #16
    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I went ot the dollar store and got a botlte of KY Personal Lubricant for 2$.

    I've done the Memphis dry rub my whole life. Lotions and stuff make it too messy
  17. #17
    Bradley Dark Matter
    that's kinda where i wanna live
  18. #18
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Western Sydney? kind of shitty but probably better than where you are now. you'd have plenty of lebos and islanders to fight
  19. #19
    Bradley Dark Matter
    idk if i wanna keep fighting aldra, i'm trying to be a more peaceful person as I near 30 years old. I'm kinda starting to grow up.
  20. #20
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah, probably for the best. gotta find something worth working toward if you want to last though
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