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Jerry and Kafka are the best users weve got in years

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    Wow they actually make good posts and threads. I don't agree with everything they say and I'm not obsessed with people's lives like others here but folx I think Jerry and Kafka truly are exemplary examples of the totse spirit in action and it brings me a tear seeing a glimmer of hope
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    Bradley Black Hole
    I haven't really seen Jerry's posts to be of high quality but i know kafka is literally the best user we have here.
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    Haxxor African Astronaut
    There is a popular Aesop's tale about the foolish crow and the wily fox. A hungry crow finds a piece of cheese and sits on a branch of a tree to enjoy his meal. A fox who was equally hungry sees the crow with the piece of cheese. Since he badly wants the food, he decides to trick the crow with flattering words. He lavishes praise on the crow by calling him a beautiful bird. He says that he would like to hear the crow's sweet voice, and asks the crow to sing. The foolish crow believes that the praise is genuine, and opens his mouth to sing. Only to realize that he had been fooled by the wily fox when the cheese was hungrily devoured by the fox.

    Sometimes, those who criticize you more often than praise you have the best interest in their heart. They may be stingy when it comes to praise, but their words of appreciation are more genuine than compliments you gather from a stranger. Personally, I have a real problem lying to people. Most who know me, realize this… so when I do give a compliment, it is very authentic.

    In this case I’d seriously consider the source.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Jerry is a big buckxier u jealous of jerr

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    jerryb Houston
    Originally posted by Bradley I haven't really seen Jerry's posts to be of high quality but i know kafka is literally the best user we have here.

    Sorry I'm so boring Bradley. Should I start drinking and fucking niggers in the ass?
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    Originally posted by jerryb Sorry I'm so boring Bradley. Should I start drinking and fucking niggers in the ass?

    No that's been done to death already.
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    jerryb Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No that's been done to death already.

    And to think while I lurked here I was really pulling for Bradley to do good. You hurt me Bradley, may take a few days to get over it. Nah just messing with ya, I'm here to laugh at niggers and bullshit, I'll leave the tech stuff to that Sophie guy.

    Speaking of him, he could be the hero to millions if he could hack the NAGRA satellite tv cards.
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    Kafka victim of incest
    Originally posted by jerryb And to think while I lurked here I was really pulling for Bradley to do good. You hurt me Bradley, may take a few days to get over it. Nah just messing with ya, I'm here to laugh at niggers and bullshit, I'll leave the tech stuff to that Sophie guy.

    Speaking of him, he could be the hero to millions if he could hack the NAGRA satellite tv cards.

    Why?
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    uhh yea

    jerry is obsessed with my life
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    posting in a shit thread

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    Haxxor African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian uhh yea

    jerry is obsessed with my life

    Aren’t we all 😑
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    jerryb Houston
    Originally posted by Kafka Why?

    Hacked cards for free satellite tv. Nobody has done it for years, I use to be into it years ago. Funny thing I don't even watch tv but liked the programming part plus programming the local cops cards had some benefits.
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    Kafka victim of incest
    Originally posted by jerryb Hacked cards for free satellite tv. Nobody has done it for years, I use to be into it years ago. Funny thing I don't even watch tv but liked the programming part plus programming the local cops cards had some benefits.

    What’s a hillbilly? I’m tryna decide if it’s similar to a culchie here. You said you are one.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    thanks for the bump jare, appreciate it man. I value the wisdom of older folx and I like what you have to say and I think it's cool you are friends with kafka, You seem like good folx to me.



    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian posting in a shit thread


    all your threads are fucking garbage HURR THE GOVERNMENT WATCHES ME JACK OFF FUYS!!!!



    Originally posted by jerryb And to think while I lurked here I was really pulling for Bradley to do good. You hurt me Bradley, may take a few days to get over it. Nah just messing with ya, I'm here to laugh at niggers and bullshit, I'll leave the tech stuff to that Sophie guy.

    Speaking of him, he could be the hero to millions if he could hack the NAGRA satellite tv cards.

    Damn JARE goes hard! he's from a time when you didn't get "triggered" or "offended" at words, you told the guy you will knock his block off if he says anything you don't like and buy you a shot of whiskey after, not this ILL REPORT YOU ON TWITTER fake bullshit and cancel culture, like anyone cares? oh wait they will call your place of work and get you fired.. yeah real tough. Tell em jare!
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    Originally posted by Kafka What’s a hillbilly? I’m tryna decide if it’s similar to a culchie here. You said you are one.

    A country bumpkin
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    Kafka victim of incest
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A country bumpkin

    I’m thinking quad bikes, chasing sheep, throwing chickens at each other, seeing who can hammer a nail into a piece of wood the fastest…
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Behind every man is a strong successful woman and if he really is a redneck I think you can learn a lot about the real values of a redneck man through what is behind their strength, a redneck woman.

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    Originally posted by Ghost Behind every man is a strong successful woman and if he really is a redneck I think you can learn a lot about the real values of a redneck man through what is behind their strength, a redneck woman.

    I only know what's behind a REAL man...a trail of broken hearts nigga.
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    Kafka victim of incest
    Culchie women are hairdressers or bar women
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I only know what's behind a REAL man…a trail of broken hearts nigga.

    a futa with a penis larger than youre forearm and a cum rope stronger than braided steel

    Originally posted by Kafka Culchie women are hairdressers or bar women

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