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    blaster master victim of incest
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    WellHung Black Hole
    What an interesting premise for a thread. Ur really creative, dude. Don't you get sick and tired of your lame, boring, pathetic, purposeless life? Btw, u sure change jobs a lot.
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    I like that song that plays in the castle entrench

    It's very Thome York moody


    Move to timeliness 8:25


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    blaster master victim of incest
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by blaster master Gotta roll with the punches my little brolo, I don't control the supply and demand of labor, I simply ride the wave like everyone else.

    It's nice you get off at 2:30 you can drive home before rush hour starts. One of your favorite things about this new gig is the scheduling.
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    What do you do
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Is Zelda the girl or the guy
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Zelda is the girl, link is the guy..it makes no sense to call the game zelda
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Originally posted by blaster master Well the game I'm playing is actually called Legend of Zelda a Link to the Past, so it has both their names in it really.

    That's because they figured out they done fucked up the first couple of times around.

    "Hey ching chong why you call this shit zelda when the main character is link?...not to mention that donkey kong shit...what the fuck is that?"
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Zelda on switch was fun till i beat it then it became a 100% game like gta becomes.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by blaster master Well the game I'm playing is actually called Legend of Zelda a Link to the Past, so it has both their names in it really.

    O i thought u were playing botw mai bhad bruh
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Is Zelda the girl or the guy

    Zelda is actually gannondorf who is actually link who is actually gannon
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Majoras mask is best game ever, fight me
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Anyone see the porn parody: The Legend of Zelda: Cockarina of time?
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    In the end, when Link kills the final boss, He is finally allowed to enter the dungeon where Zelda is but is sadly surprised to see Mario, Yoshi, and Luigi pulling a train on her.


    he suicides soon afterward by Hari Kari from his own sword.

    The End.

    credits roll
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Ocarina of time is the best zelda hands down

    Majoras mask is like #3 after botw for me prolly
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