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    slide22 African Astronaut
    I don't see UFO in any of the topics.

    Here is a true story. No I never saw or seen a UFO before. I saw a strange looking cloud lit up and strayed there for like 3 hours while the moon and stars repositioned. I wish I had video taped it. it was around 2002. I remember this because I just moved into our new home.

    But I used to go on this australian website called ufo.com or something with ufo in the url title. and I would basicly talk about shit I read about on totse. and I was pretty much into the subject for decades since I was a kid but I finally burned out thinking There are no UFOs. they never visited us. it's all Bullshit. and I even joked about "Watch the Government now admit they exist" and not 2 years later they said there a real thing UAP.

    however because I was just basicly repeating the same shit I read off of totse in the day, I actually was asked if I would like to be on a TV program regarding UFO. like I was an expert. I told them I am no expert however they said "really who is" which made a little bit of sense. I only repeated what pilots of commercial and military and eye witnesses etc etc. People like Dr Mitchell 6th astronaut or Donald Keyhoe (Marine Corp Avian Aviator) and they just wanted to audition me. But I would have had to pay for the returned flight ticket to and from Australia but they were going to put me up for 2 nights at a nice hotel in Perth (where the show was being filmed) I have no clue where that is. I think it's the west coast and probably not as nice (in 2002) as the east coast but it probably is now.

    meh! I also a year later ended up on edmitchellapollo14.com which was the 6th Astronaut who walked on the moon.

    a couple of us pissed him off by asking if he was scared of dying for challenging NASA guys regarding his inside info on photos being altered that he was personally told by his NASA friends. but it was supposed to be NDA at that time he was like fuck it, Free Energy is what he was after.

    I have totse to thank for giving me all of that delicious UFO files to read. Lanny why don't you upload them? a lots were microfiche copies and some were hard to read but I love that retro look to read. make some pdf files from them.

    its too bad archive.org removed the totse files that were like several gigs in 2 separate zip files. the link is there but when you click on it, it's been removed Ahhh hHmmmmmm
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    Originally posted by slide22 I don't see UFO in any of the topics.

    There is no Santa forum, mermaid, mothman or Ghosty and Goblin forums either...I think Kafka also want's a fairy forum.

    I'd like to see a unicorn forum where we might post photos and stories of said beasts.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There is no Santa forum, mermaid, Mothman or Ghosty and Goblin forums either…I think Kafka also wants a fairy forum.

    I'd like to see a unicorn forum where we might post photos and stories of said beasts.

    those DNA freaks crossbred a Horse and a Rhino and it came out a horse with a horn. However, there was a species of Rhino that looked a bit like a horse which the Bible speaks about when saying Unicorn. it wasn't a magical cartoon version of a Unicorn, just a Rhino that had to stop existing.

    Lanny can suck it for not placing UFO on the list or in the Conspiracy description because now they're apparently Real. UAP. Not necessarily from other planets but something is going on. Perhaps a wealthy mad scientist? or as I believe. Hallow Earth. 3-7 layers of Hallow Earth (Whichever is true) and they live in the inner earth and have better technology than we have. Fallen Angels or perhaps from a dying planet.
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    I'm an alien. Ask me anything.
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm an alien. Ask me anything.

    Why the fuck don't you go back to your planet, you resource sucking roach
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Toksz
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    Originally posted by slide22 Why the fuck don't you go back to your planet, you resource sucking roach

    Do you have ANY idea what the airfare would be?
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    69 cents agallooon ayoooooo fake skiyzod
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Do you have ANY idea what the airfare would be?

    Ask Biden, I'm sure he'll pay. maybe even contact the Space Force like they did with the Airforce to bring the Martha Vinyard dropoffs a free ride out.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I was abducted by aliens once. Little perverts
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood 69 cents agallooon ayoooooo fake skiyzod

    How many years of medical school do you have
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I was abducted by aliens once. Little perverts

    Anal probe?
  13. #13
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Anal probe?

    No, He expected that part of it because he's a gay.

    he is calling them perverted for doing it without giving him space drugs first.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    No they just had a lot of porn man like the entire ship was full to the ceiling and they had it sorted by decade from skinny mags, VHS, dvd, blu ray.

    They must have been collecting for a while

    Mostly lesbian stuff
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Oh the Conspiracy!

    Any pretend shit from evolution to kike manufacture goes in OTC! John Paul Wozny u literally shit up this subforum and now claim u don't know it edxistss
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood No they just had a lot of porn man like the entire ship was full to the ceiling and they had it sorted by decade from skinny mags, VHS, dvd, blu ray.

    They must have been collecting for a while

    Mostly lesbian stuff

    Cooped up in the ship, it gets sweaty.
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Oh the Conspiracy!

    Any pretend shit from evolution to kike manufacture goes in OTC! John Paul Wozny u literally shit up this subforum and now claim u don't know it edxistss

    You're Queen faggot of OTC.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    UFO stands for unidentified faggot object
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    mental illness forum.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    I am a regular over there
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