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So I understand you’re a paid crisis actor working for the federal government…..

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    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    IN A CRISIS SITUATION REVERT TO TRAINING
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I imagine this is how the US government actually talks to their crisis actors. They get a half assed pep talk in the form of a little text from a number that can't be blocked.
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    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Actually Our trained professional role-play actors and internationally credited film crews bring realistic, informed crisis management and disaster incidents to life. As a company we use our theatre disciplines plus state-of-the-art UK and Australian film techniques – to deliver live training that can include hyper-real battlefield effects, stunts, medical simulations and combat flashpoints. ​
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I'm an unpaid crisis
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    Can I get a discount on a bulk bloodpack purchase? I have a false flag event coming up in December. I could also use a few stump legs.
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    Standard non-union pay
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    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Can I get a discount on a bulk bloodpack purchase? I have a false flag event coming up in December. I could also use a few stump legs.

    Yes, We provide intense realism to Casualty Simulation training for both military and civilian needs. We provide professionally trained amputee actors and film grade makeup specialists. Our amputee actors have many years of experience in hyper-real, immersive training for key learning outputs and are regularly featured in film and television productions.
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    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Originally posted by aldra I'm an unpaid crisis

    In a crisis revert to simulated training
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by UNSUB Yes, We provide intense realism to Casualty Simulation training for both military and civilian needs. We provide professionally trained amputee actors and film grade makeup specialists. Our amputee actors have many years of experience in hyper-real, immersive training for key learning outputs and are regularly featured in film and television productions.

    Wow! So thorough! Can i hire you guys to do 'day one of the apocalypse', where everyone but me is a crisis actor and i get to experience what it's like? Make sure i forget that i asked this and give me a debrief afterward to avoid permanent mental trauma and i'll pay you a gazillion dollars.
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    Kafka victim of incest
    Originally posted by Sophie Wow! So thorough! Can i hire you guys to do 'day one of the apocalypse', where everyone but me is a crisis actor and i get to experience what it's like? Make sure i forget that i asked this and give me a debrief afterward to avoid permanent mental trauma and i'll pay you a gazillion dollars.

    I'd just scream my baby's dead
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    Originally posted by UNSUB Yes, We provide intense realism to Casualty Simulation training for both military and civilian needs. We provide professionally trained amputee actors and film grade makeup specialists. Our amputee actors have many years of experience in hyper-real, immersive training for key learning outputs and are regularly featured in film and television productions.

    But can they "die" well, with especially vivid realism? That's all I'm really interested in.
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    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    We act for a wide range of clients, from private individuals to multi-national organisations, and everything in between.

    Some of the work we do is sensitive. It can also be of vital importance. We believe in loyalty and we understand the need for confidentiality. We are happy to meet and talk, and let you decide for yourself whether you trust us to look after your crisis management training. Ⓜ️🦜🦘🕋📦
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    Kafka victim of incest
    they do something like that in Derren Brown's Apocalypse
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    Can you create an entire town of families?
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by UNSUB We act for a wide range of clients, from private individuals to multi-national organisations, and everything in between.

    Some of the work we do is sensitive. It can also be of vital importance. We believe in loyalty and we understand the need for confidentiality. We are happy to meet and talk, and let you decide for yourself whether you trust us to look after your crisis management training. Ⓜ️🦜🦘🕋📦

    Please email me at Sophie.CTO@niggasin.space and we'll touch base on the time and place of our meeting. My initial impression is good and we may be able to do business.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Kafka they do something like that in Derren Brown's Apocalypse

    I dig Derren Brown's work. As a matter of fact i watched one of his hour long specials the other day, i forget the name but it was good.
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    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Can you create an entire town of families?

    Large cast or small, our mission is to deliver high adrenaline events to make sure your people are prepared, trained and ready to save lives, with battlefield civilians, foreign language speakers, tribal elders and all the elements of a conflict zone ready go.
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    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    ok faggot
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    Bullshit, a cellphone video or recording of them practicing or something would have leaked by now
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by UNSUB In a crisis revert to simulated training

    I'v decided to steal your avi

    unless you want to trade
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