2022-11-02 at 10:39 AM UTC
That's something you should say to your SO even if it's not true, because the implication is funny.
2022-11-02 at 2:16 PM UTC
In his defense it's had to get a boner when you're mostly dealing with 50yr+ old women...he just needs to go to the Asian spa and hire a 20yr old one, that's the best cure for it...even better if she's new and starts crying.
2022-11-02 at 2:20 PM UTC
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
He's never gonna get a boner again
2022-11-03 at 5:29 PM UTC
There's always the risk of a bust rather than a busted nut.