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Can you be a faggot if you don't even have sex?

  1. #41
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You kiss your male best friends on the lips, eh?

    Like once in years of not seeing him I have a few times for a lol_shock

    Or your pops, bro. Etc

    Show me your flaming closeted faggot side now
  2. #42
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by slide22 Kissing a best friend on the mouth dry is not gay if it's a dry mouth

    Now if that tongue slips in

    ⬆️ Fag confirmed.

    If you and your best kissed each other on dry lips or even lips covered in wax in any crowd I'd hang in you would both be called fagits.
  3. #43
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Having a penis in your mouth constitutes touching.

    show me the dicktionary that says so.
  4. #44
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ⬆️ Fag confirmed.

    If you and your best kissed each other on dry lips or even lips covered in wax in any crowd I'd hang in you would both be called fagits.

    ↑ sleaking from experiences.
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  5. #45
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker any crowd I'd hang in

    so it's a hypothetical situation?

    you drink alone. the bartender chats to you if you tip him well enough.
  6. #46
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ⬆️ Fag confirmed.

    If you and your best kissed each other on dry lips or even lips covered in wax in any crowd I'd hang in you would both be called fagits.

    I'd shrug my shoulders because I'm straight and am comfortable with that.

    I knew you would get hot and heavy in the closet over this
  7. #47
    Originally posted by slide22 Like once in years of not seeing him I have a few times for a lol_shock

    Or your pops, bro. Etc

    How about your uncle?
  8. #48
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by slide22 I'd shrug my shoulders because I'm straight and am comfortable with that.

    I knew you would get hot and heavy in the closet over this

    You have no shoulders. We established that years ago.
  9. #49
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How about your uncle?

    No. That would be Uber faggy
  10. #50
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You have no shoulders. We established that years ago.

    I know why you're saying this but that was a photo add on filter effect

    Otherwise you're a blind bat
  11. #51
    Originally posted by slide22 No. That would be Uber faggy

    Alright... how about granddad?
  12. #52
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Alright… how about granddad?

    Yeah. But I'm not gonna let him squeeze my ass like he did last time when I was 5
  13. #53
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by slide22 I know why you're saying this but that was a photo add on filter effect

    Otherwise you're a blind bat

    Lol, that's a new one. It only took you like 3 years to come up with that.


  14. #54
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon lol, you quite like the idea of me closing my eyes and rubbing my hard cock to the image of you in my mind.

    no need to feel ashamed, you're not being judged.


    Who's the 1940s looking redhead far left

    Rosie o'rivitor haircut

    Kinda cute
  15. #55
    I bet that one was a goer in the 1970s...looks flexible and probably had a nice set of tits back then.

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  16. #56
    slide22 African Astronaut
    LOL everyone is well focused except Rosie O'Rivetor is like "What is in those Foldger Crystals I wonder".
  17. #57
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by slide22 Who's the 1940s looking redhead far left

    Rosie o'rivitor haircut

    I don't know, she looks sorta familiar. I did find bottom-right (Maya Forstater).

    What do you think, is she cute?

    (she's not a homo btw, she's up for grabs lol)

  18. #58
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon I don't know, she looks sorta familiar. I did find bottom-right (Maya Forstater).

    What do you think, is she cute?

    (she's not a homo btw, she's up for grabs lol)


    AHHHHHHHH!

    so hideous my mouth is stuck like this

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  19. #59
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by slide22 AHHHHHHHH!

    so hideous my mouth is stuck like this


    Does that makes easier to eat shit shiteater?
  20. #60
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Does that makes easier to eat shit shiteater?

    Hurrrrrr

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