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Just going to do some mindfully yoga

  1. #1
    Instigator African Astronaut
    And then climb Mount everest

    yoga is the way
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I've been trying to meditate the last few days and feel extremely weak and fried afterwards
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    Bradley Black Hole
    Wank before you meditate
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    Instigator African Astronaut
    Sit on a roll on deodorant stick whilst you meditate.


    Srsly though people I knew in jail used to widen there sphincters to get more phones up there
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    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Instigator Sit on a roll on deodorant stick whilst you meditate.


    Srsly though people I knew in jail used to widen there sphincters to get more phones up there

    At that point why not just do the gay? Like if you're gonna stretch your asshole so you can carry your tablet everywhere why not let your friend fuck you as well
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    Instigator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley At that point why not just do the gay? Like if you're gonna stretch your asshole so you can carry your tablet everywhere why not let your friend fuck you as well

    I never asked them to be fair.

    These are the kind of guys who don't have the baked beans off the prison servery cause they're scared of following through...
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Instigator Sit on a roll on deodorant stick whilst you meditate.


    Srsly though people I knew in jail used to widen there sphincters to get more phones up there

    this cannot be a real thing
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    Rape Monster Space Nigga
    If I tired yoga I would fart loud AF in the class
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    Originally posted by aldra this cannot be a real thing

    its an honorable story to explain your stretched spinchter,
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    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra this cannot be a real thing

    ya they make them do it as like an order and tell them its not gay and they'll make them start with a finger, then a couple, then a fist, then a laptop.
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  11. #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    eventually working up to a four-door sedan so they can drive to freedom
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    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley Wank before you meditate

    wank as ur medit8
  13. #13
    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Instigator Sit on a roll on deodorant stick whilst you meditate.


    Srsly though people I knew in jail used to widen there sphincters to get more phones up there

    pics pls asking for an friend
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