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Brando Puts on His Pants the Same Way as Everyone Else...

  1. #1
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    ...backwards.


    You can see the center rear belt loop centered on his gig line. I'm not sure what's funnier. The fact that he put his pants on backwards or that nobody bothered to tell him.

  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    hes not real its a hologram
  3. #3
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    You're not real
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    whoo.aaaAA▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
  5. #5
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    That's only so people can have easy access to his butthole through the zipper
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    Doesn't look like he's packin much either based on the complete lack of bulge...not that I was particularly looking etc.
  7. #7
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Doesn't look like he's packin much either based on the complete lack of bulge…not that I was particularly looking etc.

    His depends are hiding what little there is.
  8. #8
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Doesn't look like he's packin much either based on the complete lack of bulge…not that I was particularly looking etc.

    How many 78 year old men do you know who are still hung?
  9. #9
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster How many 78 year old men do you know who are still hung?

    I have zero knowledge of any man's junk.
  10. #10
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Ahhhhhh photoshop 🧐
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Rape Monster How many 78 year old men do you know who are still hung?

    Well there's Nick, Bill, Jim (aka Fluffy)...
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I have zero knowledge of any man's junk.

    you wouldnt notice had you not been looking at old mans crotch.
  13. #13
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you wouldnt notice had you not been looking at old mans crotch.

    You're the one who turns everything others say towards fagotry
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're the one who turns everything others say towards fagotry

    i can only do that to people who are already phaggotted.
  15. #15
    Ghost Black Hole
    he puts on his candied bat person one piece at atime like the rest of us
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