"She said she was attacked by aliens"

1. 2022-10-05 at 5:58 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   https://nypost.com/2022/10/03/nyc-subway-attack-by-neon-green-clad-women/
   
   

   Newly released video captured the bizarre group of female robbers wearing full-body, neon green leotards as they punched and tossed around two 19-year-old women on a Times Square subway train about 2 a.m. Sunday. The victims were robbed of a cellphone and handbag, cops said.

   
   LOL
   
   LMAO
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2. 2022-10-05 at 7:20 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   
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3. 2022-10-05 at 7:22 AM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Lol wtf
4. 2022-10-05 at 7:26 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol wtf

   
   inb4 it turns out to be a publicity stunt for the upcoming diverse reboot of The Warriors
5. 2022-10-05 at 7:32 AM UTC

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   CandyRein Black Hole
   Lmao
   
   Lonely people find some crazy stuff online 🤣😂
6. 2022-10-05 at 8:18 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   if I were lonely I'd probably treat this site like facebook and constantly post everyday minutia
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7. 2022-10-05 at 12:08 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by aldra if I were lonely I'd probably treat this site like facebook and constantly post everyday minutia

   
   I am glad you don't because as it stands you post interesting deep dive stuff 75% of the time.
8. 2022-10-05 at 12:17 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   this is the evidence the UFO nuts have been waiting for.
9. 2022-10-05 at 12:32 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by aldra inb4 it turns out to be a publicity stunt for the upcoming diverse reboot of The Warriors

   
   I really liked The Warriors so I had to check this out:
   
   
   
   I'll probably watch it but it doesn't look very similar to the original.
10. 2022-10-05 at 12:39 PM UTC

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    troon African Astronaut
    
11. 2022-10-05 at 1:43 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra minutia

    
    did you learn this word from your uncle coarsegard again hmmm
12. 2022-10-05 at 2:07 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Damn on Halloweemonthn too that should would probably have me in the mental hospital
    
    THE GOVERNMENT
13. 2022-10-05 at 2:28 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny did you learn this word from your uncle coarsegard again hmmm

    
    I have no idea what you're asking
    
    it's not an uncommon word
    
    
14. 2022-10-05 at 3:16 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra I have no idea what you're asking
    
    it's not an uncommon word
    
    

    
    i just remember martyanov just made a vid with that word for title a few days ago.
15. 2022-10-05 at 4:21 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    New York City is turning in to DCs Gotham.
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16. 2022-10-05 at 5:38 PM UTC

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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Is it racist if you don't like green people?
17. 2022-10-05 at 7:30 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Is it racist if you don't like green people?

    
    Only if you're white
18. 2022-10-05 at 7:32 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    I finally got to the bottom of this crime. The Riddler's henchman have escaped from Arkham.
19. 2022-10-05 at 8:52 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker New York City is turning in to DCs Gotham.

    
    now you can finally act out your fantasy by becoming two face, you already got the nose right.
20. 2022-10-05 at 10:31 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny now you can finally act out your fantasy by becoming two face, you already got the nose right.

    
    Keep your fantasies to yourself kid.