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The Smith and Wesson Retirement Plan

  1. #1
    Donald Trump Dark Matter


    It's a video, but basically you're better off enjoying your life while you are young rather than saving money or spending your kids inheritance to keep yourself alive when you can't even wipe your own ass and have no standard of living at the end of your life.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    This guy is going to be a sad old man
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    Yeah that's the donald trump way to go out, ruin the planet, see the world, spread your misery far and wide and then shoot yourself in the head probably while on vacation and make some OTHER country clean up your brains from a monument

    YOu people make me sick. kill yourself at home instead SAVE A TREE!!

    https://www.suicidecleanup.com/golden-gate-bridge/
  4. #4
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Ghost Yeah that's the donald trump way to go out, ruin the planet, see the world, spread your misery far and wide and then shoot yourself in the head probably while on vacation and make some OTHER country clean up your brains from a monument

    YOu people make me sick. kill yourself at home instead SAVE A TREE!!

    https://www.suicidecleanup.com/golden-gate-bridge/

    The world will immediately improve when you die.
  5. #5
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Have you read his books, opey? I dunno about his example he says you could spend 250k in a few weeks extending your uncomfortable life and says well 50k is a good wage so THATS BASICALLY MAKING 5 people waste a year of their life to keep your shitty life going a bit longer. But yet plenty of people get an inheritance and spend a lot of it on nick nacks and a better house, probably cybertokens and gamestomp, how many people say OH IM GOING TO RETIRE 5 YEARS EARLY NOW because i got a fat check. seems sus to me.

    I dont think you should kill youreself so your kids can have some more video game money when literally they can make their own video game money, where literally the money is all made up and the points dont matter anyway.

    but fundamentally speaking not withering out in pain while others watch you shrivel up, that part makes sense. but thats some real jedi shit like oh frick i better die sooner so my kid can have more sheckles...

    lets extend that literally old people as soon as they retire they should go get the smallest cheapest apartment in the world and go eat oatmeal all day that way their kids get more money heard
  6. #6
    Bradley Black Hole
    Hear d
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker This guy is going to be a sad old man

    no he's not lol
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker This guy is going to be a sad old man

    lol found another discarded projector
  9. #9
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Didnt watch but thats a dumbass theory.. i love old ppl and cant wait until im a salty old dog who yells at kids to get off my lawn
  10. #10
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lol found another discarded projector

    I'm already an old man but I'm not sad kid
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'm already an old man but I'm not sad kid

    prove it
  12. #12
    What's wrong with being sad?

    Only the dumb and retarded are happy all the time...the more intelligent you are the more miserable you are.
  13. #13
    Donald Trump Dark Matter

    Reminder
  14. #14
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    Reminder

    Reminder, I'm retired.
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    Reminder it was changed to 67 quite a few years ago.
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Reminder, I'm retired.

    no, your just jobless.

    theres a difference.
  17. #17
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, your just jobless.

    theres a difference.

    Incorrect
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Incorrect

    was there a ceremony to mark your permanent ceasation from work.
  19. #19
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny was there a ceremony to mark your permanent ceasation from work.

    Yes
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yes

    with more than just you alone ?
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