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Why is buying meth pipes from a corner store so cringe

  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    Even if you're chill with the cashier and he's smoking weed when you walk up to the store late at night and he's high like HEEEEEY MAN NEED SOME SMOKES HEHEHEHE and you're like "No sir but your finest glass oil burning pipe for consuming hard drugs"

    And their faces always go from happy go lucky to sad. It's not cool or EPIC that I'm buying a fucking meth pipe it's harm reduction like buying a condoms it's not like OH SOMEONE IS HAVING SDXUAL INTERCOURSE TONIGHT it's not like that at all

    But but but capitalism is the answer to everything so wtf why is it cringe?? Is it because cocaine is illegal but then why is it awkward buying condoms and pregnancy tests?????
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  2. #2
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    You have no idea.

    Try buying syringes from walgreens.

    Same thing except the snooty pharmacists faces go from smiling saying "hi, here to pick up? Whats the name" to death frown hella quick

    "Uh no, i just need a 10 pack of 29 gauge half inch 1mil insulin syringes please"

    One time i had this lady in line literally walk up next to me and say, you know what hes using these for right? How dare you sell those to him.

    And the pharmacist str8 punked her telling her that its harm reduction and its the law if im over 18 that he must sell them to me in my state.

    I looked at the bitch and said, yah next time ill pick up one off the ground and use it, then fuck ur daughter while shes nodded out and give her aids, would that be better?

    She was so appauled, and her husband was just standing way back shaking his head at his karen wife.

    This happened so long ago the karen phrase hadnt even been coined yet i dont think
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  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    I feel a lot better buying syringes lol because it's assumed you're going to shoot opiates with them so there's like a "whoa there badass" unles you also shoot opiates you aren't gonna say SHIT

    Even the most hard ass looking pharmacists have never pressed me on spikes but they will be up your ass for 25 codeine tylenols.

    I can't find the post about how opiates are more "socially acceptable" than stims because it's seen as a disease like alcoholism vs stimulant abuse it's more just "that guy is a fucking degen crackhead" which I think is why I feel better buying syringes than crack pipes.

    But at needle exchanges they give you both without acting like judgemental assholes and they are trained to not judge stimulant freaks so I like those harm reduction clinics they feel "right" to me even though its sus as fuck to hang out there

    Originally posted by Ghost Because it's seen as wrong to accept someone that uses hard drugs, you HAVE to say "They are getting clean" or "they are struggling" and not "he's a degenerate crack smoking piece of shit that parties with hookers"
  4. #4
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Becausr opiates are way better/cooler in every way thats why
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    I think all drugs are quite sacred and HOLY and find it hard to pick one out from another in terms of xxxxness
  6. #6
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I wish meth heads had a methadone clinic made for them.

    Like go twice a day and get a few desoxyn pills or something
  7. #7
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Oh no bro opiates r da kewlest fo sho mai negra
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    Even cooler than LSD and the people that make it? I dunno man

    It's all pretty up there if you ask me


  9. #9
    Octavian. Houston
    Ok meth pipes may look dirty but unless you look like an actual smack head then buying needles shouldn't be made to feel so bad. You could after all be diabetic.
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian. Ok meth pipes may look dirty but unless you look like an actual smack head then buying needles shouldn't be made to feel so bad. You could after all be diabetic.

    Yeah I'm always ready to say "its for my diabetic girlfriend" but they never ask

    Like yeah im just buying this GLASS ROSE to seduce a female totally not gonna hallucinate and watch porn all night ;;)))))

  11. #11
    Bradley victim of incest
    in milwaukee they're always behind BITCH bulletproof glass and u have to holler at them and there's this little slot they dont think u can shoot through and u hand the money and they just toss the glass pipe all hard as fuck into the metal lip so it's all MICROCRACKED!!!!

    i can tell!!!

    so if u stick ur hand through the slot to stop this

    OH BOY

    now ur a white boy sticking his hand thrhough the metal slot to get his 3$ tweak oil burner at 4am faster lookin hella nuts!!!!

    YOur mileage may vary but mine sure as fuck didn't
  12. #12
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    'smoothie straw'
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  13. #13
    Bradley victim of incest
    Originally posted by aldra

    'smoothie straw'

    is that really what they're used for
  14. #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah lol, just like a glass rose is a great valentines day gift for girls that are allergic to plastic roses
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  15. #15
    Bradley victim of incest
    aldra can i ask u something ivebeen curious about
  16. #16
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    no I will not send you pictures of me with my shirt off
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  17. #17
    Bradley victim of incest
    ok nvm
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  18. #18
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley is that really what they're used for

    "It was the smoothest smoothie I ever had"
  19. #19
    Bradley victim of incest
    Originally posted by Ghost "It was the smoothest smoothie I ever had"

    dude ur a fuckin smooth smoothy drinker
  20. #20
    ol yes my lol is a nazi salute ol all your teeth are gonna fall out and your gonna die
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