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💈 Saving up my shekcels for a haircut

  1. #1
    I've been waiting for this day for like a month now and I'm thinking about asking for them to give me a Bruce Lee haircut .

    I'm kind of afraid it will look like ass but literally hair is an abundant resource and it will grow back even if it gets tarded out and buzzed

    That's what I always say.

    But what do I know? I'm just a Cancerous zodiac we be like Eeee EEEE
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    Just buy a $20 set of Wahl clippers...all the free haircuts a nigga could ever ask for.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah if you want a bruce lee haircut just budget an extra 50 cents for a rice bowl
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    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just buy a $20 set of Wahl clippers…all the free haircuts a nigga could ever ask for.

    Literally what I own...some $20 Wahl one. Hasn't failed me yet
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    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just buy a $20 set of Wahl clippers…all the free haircuts a nigga could ever ask for.

    i tried that during the great catastrophe of 2020 its kind of a pain in the ass to get all the spots and get them right. i buzzed myself ( lol ) a couple times and yeah i guess its like anything it just takes practice. plus how do you square up the back without living in a swinger house full of funhouse mirrors to see whats going on back there?

    yeah man i hear you but i live in my car and im not getting hair all over the inside, and i dont want to be an exhibitionist and go out in public and shave myself in front of a live studio audience, like some kind of sick fuck

    speaking of sick fucks i got a great video of a chick showing off her queefing ( its not porn, shes wearing yogurt pants ) im gonna post
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    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor i dont want to be an exhibitionist and go out in public and shave myself in front of a live studio audience, like some kind of sick fuck

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    Originally posted by A College Professor plus how do you square up the back

    You don't..what you can't see you don't worry about...REAL men just go on with their day.
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    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster

    somehow i knew this video was going to be LOUD before i played it
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    Don't rely on others to do it for you either...last time I did ex wife #2 did an ass job when the #2 guard "Accidentally" fell off and she shaved a 4" path across the side of my head...Had to go completely bald for a while there. Naturally I was extremely angry with her and made her cry...but then looking in the mirror the completely bald thing looked pretty good. I never told her that though.
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    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Don't rely on others to do it for you either…last time I did ex wife #2 did an ass job when the #2 guard "Accidentally" fell off and she shaved a 4" path across the side of my head…Had to go completely bald for a while there. Naturally I was extremely angry with her and made her cry…but then looking in the mirror the completely bald thing looked pretty good. I never told her that though.
    you always talk about abusing her LOL man heard
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    Originally posted by A College Professor you always talk about abusing her LOL man heard

    Treat em mean to keep em keen...as me old mum used to say.

    (mum might have been wrong on this one)
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    CrazyJoe Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just buy a $20 set of Wahl clippers…all the free haircuts a nigga could ever ask for.

    i came here to say exactly this
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Anyone mentioned anything about using a $20 pair of Wahl clippers yet? That's what I would do.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just buy a $20 set of Wahl clippers…all the free haircuts a nigga could ever ask for.

    i did this and my hair looks like shit all the time now because i am bad at cutting it lol, best money i ever spent
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Anyone mentioned anything about using a $20 pair of Wahl clippers yet? That's what I would do.

    well have you tried shaving the back in a mirror while being left handed by shits all lopsided now nigga the bargers laugh at me and say AYO NIGGA WE'LL FIX YOU UP RIGHT FOR $10 THE BACK OF YO HEAD NIGGA and im like nah its fine ill just shave it down again

    but I keep fucking it up man it's hard to get that shit even
  16. #16
    Donald Trump Dark Matter
    I used to always get my hair cut in Ukraine. It's fucking torture finding a decent hair cutting person in Ireland.

    If my hair is long and unkempt, literally blame Putin. Fuck Putin.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I used to always get my hair cut in Ukraine. It's fucking torture finding a decent hair cutting person in Ireland.

    If my hair is long and unkempt, literally blame Putin. Fuck Putin.

    Bring rubles if you get your haircut in one of these soon to be democratically seceded Russian states

    Originally posted by Ghost Folx I believe in the voice of democracy and the people and if they want to join Russia and vote democratically to do so whom are we to stop them?

    https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2022/9/20/pro-russian-separatists-in-ukraine-to-hold-annexation-votes

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  18. #18
    I got it I don't really look like Bruce Lee but it's not bad

    Ahh yeah fam now we're gonna go pull some pussy. First we find some pussy and then we PULL on it
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I've been waiting for this day for like a month now and I'm thinking about asking for them to give me a Bruce Lee haircut .

    I'm kind of afraid it will look like ass but literally hair is an abundant resource and it will grow back even if it gets tarded out and buzzed

    That's what I always say.

    But what do I know? I'm just a Cancerous zodiac we be like Eeee EEEE

    Rofl @ cancer-ous zodiac sign ♋️
  20. #20
    Bradley victim of incest
    I shave my head with a 1$ razor from the Dollar store
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