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Should I go see Impractical Joker's "Joe Gatto" Comedy Show?

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy victim of incest [pimp your due marabout]
    This dumb nigger want's like $100 minimum for tickets all the way to $500.
    I'm leaning toward getting cheap seats so that I won't be so annoyed when I don't find him funny.
    And to be honest I found a giant heart shaped jacuzzi on top of a wine glass for $300 a night that I'd rather go enjoy.
  2. #2
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Yes and def spend 500 itll totally be worth it.
  3. #3
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Save your money.
  4. #4
    How is he dumb for trying to make money?

    If you weren't already crying about your precious sheckles you haven't even spent yet, I would say YES you should go.

    Literally some people Everytime they see a price tag they go OY VEY and almost faint , I'd rather be poor and go to see Joe mangione than experience distress and trauma Everytime I saw a price number.

    But you know what they say everybody values different things and usually the stuff they value is the b******* stuff like for instance if I was going to call you out on this I would say wow how much time and money have you spent replacing windows in your girlfriend's basement and yet you didn't mind doing that even though you literally you can't take windows with you when you die but yet if you went to see Chuck mangione live in concert you would always have that memory even if it sucked you always have it forna.

    Most people are like that too like me and likey grandma who was a Tite ass and wouldn't.buy herself a hearing aid even tho she could afford it

    Fauna do you have a pain to power chart, as Dr Susan Jeffers teaches us to have? Every time you don't want to spend the money you go through pain and so you just do it anyway look at your pain to power chart and do it
  5. #5
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    His nose is almost as big as mine which is how you determine value. Get the most expensive tickets and leave a hefty tip. Best financial decision you'll ever make
  6. #6
    BeeReBuddy victim of incest [pimp your due marabout]
    UPDATE

    I have purchased tickets to go see funny man Joe Gatto.
    He better be funny.
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    Sounds like a good time dawg
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #8
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My baby mom purchased a ticket to see some Nigerian who literally congratulated zuckerberg for having another baby with his 1.2/10 dragon lady wife
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    black standup xDDDDDDDD OOOOO HE SAID IT YEEE INSTAGRAM DO BE LIKE DAT xDD

  10. #10
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy UPDATE

    I have purchased tickets to go see funny man Joe Gatto.
    He better be funny.

    We already knew u would.

    If it involves spending money and is dumb as fuck, you do it
  11. #11
    Incessant African Astronaut
    This is not what I expected for the next ridiculous fona spend.
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