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I got arrested last night

  1. #1
    Octavian. Houston
    So I relapsed and went out for a few drinks that of course ended with me getting smashed, albeit no Cocaine was involved. I brought two girls back, fucked one and strangled the other mid argument outside my apartment. My neighbour called the filth and they arrested me with my dick and balls hanging out. The girl didn't even press charges so I got arrested for "Non fatal strangulation" on the word of some faggot. I can't wait for him to fucking die, he's due a stroke/ heart attack soon. As I had no clothes I got a nice grey cell issue jumper and pants as a momento.
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  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    fucking drug addict loser piece of shit
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  3. #3
    Octavian. Houston
    Originally posted by Ghost fucking drug addict loser piece of shit

    At least I can afford real drugs you tranny shagging rat faced cunt.
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  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    Whoa there calm down pal don't get in trouble with your parole. out here in the "free world" as you prison cucks like wariat call it we solve our problems with words like a real grown up adults, not violence like the animalistic nigger you are.

    And bragging about drugs? WHy I never, I pride myself on my sobriety and have recently made the decision to get clean. Maybe you should consider doing the same before you head down such a destructive path. But some people just never shake that violent prison culture like wariat

  5. #5
    blaster master victim of incest
    Whoa brolo, what led to you have to choke that bish?
  6. #6
    Kafka motherfucker
    Originally posted by blaster master Whoa brolo, what led to you have to choke that bish?

    women don't respect him and never will
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  7. #7
    blaster master victim of incest
    Originally posted by Kafka women don't respect him and never will

    I have the same problem, I never choke women tho.
  8. #8
    I can't help choking women what with this monster I'm packin
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  9. #9
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka women don't respect him and never will

    she should have respected his right to not fuck her. it's hard to keep it up when you're smashed, especially round two.
  10. #10
    That's a good night out brah nonetheless...when you're a 82yr old gramps sitting in the day room at the nursing home it's memories like that that will bring a wistful smile to your face.
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  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka women don't respect him and never will

    This, and it all comes down to respecting yourself. When you don't respect yourself as a person how can you ever respect someone else??

    These facebook life update posts are fucking cringe. FUYS I WSA IN A DUCKING BAR FIGHT

    Originally posted by Ghost Pretty funny how we have a revolving door of faggots that leave for months or years and then come back just to say OOOOOOO OOOOOOO LOOKS LIKE YOURE STILL ON THAR SAUCE AHOHOHOHOOHOHO BOYYO ME I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY LIFE IS EXACTLY THE SAME EXCEPT I NO LONGER POST HERE *holds nose up smugly over you*
    JUST THOUGHT I WOULD CHECK IN LOSERS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

    good for you! nobody fucking asked. There's a saying it's better to burn out than fade away and you niggers are so faded you are transparent like a GHOST except instead of exoplasma you are filled with pure bitch essence
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Ghost This, and it all comes down to respecting yourself. When you don't respect yourself as a person how can you ever respect someone else??


    A common mistake though is in thinking people don't have self respect simply because you don't respect them...the truth is they might respect themselves very much but that very idea is out of the scope of your experience.

    A whore for example might respect the fact she's putting food on the table, a roof over her head and clothes on her back doing her whoring...but the nosy old woman neighbor may complain "she has no self respect" simply because she can't imagine doing it herself.
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  13. #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    Yeah well when the nosy old woman does that to literally everyone and you meet her and she has a look of disgust on her face because you're "friends with her son" and she already clearly hates him and says only mean things to him

    so that means I am automatically a piece of shit too because anyone that would like her kid must be fucked since she hates his guts and even though I have a job and i'm trying to help this kid out and show him the truth of the triangles and hey man maybe you should smoke weed, not meth.

    The old nosy woman just see's me as a "drug addict" and a bad person even though I am the only one in this kids life telling him to slow down on the hard substances and chill out and not be a freak

    Same mentality as OP, you can see it from miles away and through computer screens like an aura when someone is a triggered upset lil bitch. LIke wes waston says "Show me a mans habit and i'll tell you his future"
  14. #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    The English have gone bonkers since their beloved queen died. Please honor her legacy and mourn with grace & dignity, lads & ladies.
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  15. #15
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Get a firework banger yeah? A loud one, if he is due a heart attack induce it by scaring the shit out of him and setting that banger off in the middle of the night.

    That's how my annoying neighbor died(Allegedly). But it was a lot louder than a banger, but didn't break anything. Which was fortunate. For THE MURDERER.

    Also if you're a fag, there is a moral escape clause built in, because you'll never know if he was destined to have that heart attack that night anyway or not.
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  16. #16
    Kafka motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sophie Get a firework banger yeah? A loud one, if he is due a heart attack induce it by scaring the shit out of him and setting that banger off in the middle of the night.

    That's how my annoying neighbor died(Allegedly). But it was a lot louder than a banger, but didn't break anything. Which was fortunate. For THE MURDERER.

    Also if you're a fag, there is a moral escape clause built in, because you'll never know if he was destined to have that heart attack that night anyway or not.

    How was your neighbour annoying?
  17. #17
    Octavian. Houston
    Originally posted by Sophie Get a firework banger yeah? A loud one, if he is due a heart attack induce it by scaring the shit out of him and setting that banger off in the middle of the night.

    That's how my annoying neighbor died(Allegedly). But it was a lot louder than a banger, but didn't break anything. Which was fortunate. For THE MURDERER.

    Also if you're a fag, there is a moral escape clause built in, because you'll never know if he was destined to have that heart attack that night anyway or not.

    I'll keep this in mind
  18. #18
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Kafka How was your neighbour annoying?

    In a grievous way and grievously hath he paid for it.
  19. #19
    WellHung Black Hole
    happiness is fleeting.
  20. #20
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by WellHung happiness is fleeting.

    The point is to strive, it will give you fulfillment. Which is worth a lot more in the long term.
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