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im really into special edition pop tarts

  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    IT's one of my all time favorite foods, especially the rare flavors

    Should I have oreo or blueberry today? I just can't decide!



  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I like the cinnamon brown sugar one, dunno how different cinnamon roll would be
  3. #3
    Originally posted by aldra I like the cinnamon brown sugar one, dunno how different cinnamon roll would be

    check the ingredients for the presence of brown sugar.
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    This should be illegal

  5. #5
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    lol illegal poptards i think they might make cinamon roll flavor bop tards year round down south here in the old country

    me personally i like OG kush blu berry oG kush straw berry and OG kush cinnamon POG TARDS the best also chocolate chip is pretty good

    these days i dont have a toaster so if i want sweeties i just go to the donut shop but you can literally buy a lot of P-tarts for what donuts cost these days what with the dough shortage and what not
  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    yeah poptarts are like donuts for when you don't wanna go outside, deep man, deep.
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    made oreo letsgettit



  8. #8
    Originally posted by aldra I like the cinnamon brown sugar one, dunno how different cinnamon roll would be

    SUGAR ON TOP OF SUGAR AND INFUSED WITH A SUGAR FILLING....WOW, SUICIDE BY SUGAR.
  9. #9
    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Toaster strudel is better. Pop tarts are ghetto
  10. #10
    Broccoli with a light coating of cheese is much tastier and healthier.
  11. #11
    Octavian. Houston
    I use to eat these in my teens. Say bye to your teeth Dew mouth
  12. #12
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Octavian. I use to eat these in my teens. Say bye to your teeth Dew mouth

    hey lower your tone there, titesack
  13. #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    I've eaten more pop tarts in the past week than I have in years

    time to stock up on seasonal ones

  14. #14
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    damn id like to try pumpkin spice. literally pumpkin is good shit i eat the fukc out of a pumpkin
  15. #15
    Bradley victim of incest
    gonna go buy 1 box of each special edition pop tarts and will report back asap
  16. #16
    Originally posted by A College Professor damn id like to try pumpkin spice. literally pumpkin is good shit i eat the fukc out of a pumpkin

    And an ass? would you eat the fuck out of a nice big ass?
  17. #17
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson And an ass? would you eat the fuck out of a nice big ass?

    lol man. i dunno man , is that such a good idea? eating her stinkhole ayyy cabrone gotta put the shmeel down on the lappy!!!
  18. #18
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley gonna go buy 1 box of each special edition pop tarts and will report back asap

    nice let me know waht variety you get, fucking spoiled ass Americans man we gotta import all the good ones. id consider buying a box from you

  19. #19
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
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    While he is changing into reverse, a Mini drives up and drives forwards into the spot. A young man gets out, smirks, and says “You have to be young and sprightly to do that!”.

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  20. #20
    Bradley victim of incest
    if u chnge bentley to bradley your story is more engaging for me (Bradley)
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