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Im going to make an appointment with a skin doctor to get my head cut off

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    BeeReBuddy victim of incest [pimp your due marabout]
    There are 2 moles on my head and I don't like them. 1 affects me because when I sleep on it I feel it all the following day and I might as well cut off my head because of the other one too.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Fake news, you're dead
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    BeeReBuddy victim of incest [pimp your due marabout]
    I made an appointment with a skin cancer doctor to remove my head at the end of next month.
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    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Too bad,the woman of the house said it's too expensive, just cut it off with a razor blade
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    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yeah man i hear you, its hard to know what to do with those guys because like its there job to find cancer and literally the body has cancer in it so if some fucker looks hard enough there probably gonna find it but at the same breath the body can kill some of it on its own anyway so are you just gonna get bit by the cancer industrial machine or was it actually lifesaving.

    for instance how come the FDA fought doctor Burzynski in texas soooooo hard literally trying to bankrupp him and ruin his life for having like a pretty good ass treatment for serious balls-to-the-walls cancer , if they don't want people to die and spend all ther emoney on KEMO. this is why ron paul is right the fda should be abolished another revolving door with drug company pigfuckers man its all corrupt its all CORRUPT yet they make chemistry illegal unless you pay them

    its a conundrum
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    BeeReBuddy victim of incest [pimp your due marabout]
    They did say I would have to play out of pocket for this. Kind of like WTF hoe is removing a cancerous mole not covered by insurance?
    And no, it's not just my insurance either. The lady said no insurance company's cover this type of thing.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    try blasting them with that cold spray you use to kill warts
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    Donald Trump Dark Matter
    I used one of those wart kits on a spot I had had on a finger that had a wart or whatever (it was just like hard skin) and it's gone now. I'd seriously try that first.
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    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    if youre brave you could be that guy at the BBQ. the one who pulls out a jar from his poicket of his pickled tumor that he extracted himself.

    i know theres some huge cheapskates on here that wouldnt pay some dumb ass with a scappel to slice off a lump of meat , cause F that they arent trying to get ripped off of there precious little shckels from some dipshit in a white coat
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Burn it off with a torch lighter 🔥
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Cut it open and rub feces into it.
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    BeeReBuddy victim of incest [pimp your due marabout]
    If it wasn't centered on the very back of my head where it is impossible to see I'd do it myself.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy If it wasn't centered on the very back of my head where it is impossible to see I'd do it myself.

    If only something existed where you could see the back of your head while keeping your hands free.
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