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  1. #1
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    fuck you guy's post some shit lets have some fun.
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lol it's Saturday night man everyone here is clearly out on the town living the dream. We don't BECKON to your calling sir.

    :)

    I've been a little down in the dumps due to a friend's situation but I'm trying to maintain good spirits.

    Are you shwasty or what? Where are your usual homies?
  3. #3
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I'm al out of sorts I lost my vape and it's almost time for bed.
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    cut me a line bro!!
  5. #5
    Meikai African Astronaut
    i deleted my twitter account because i posted for 3 days straight and was embarrassed about it and i ASSUMED you niggas would keep me similarly entertained but i guess that was a mistake smh
  6. #6
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by mmQ lol it's Saturday night man everyone here is clearly out on the town living the dream. We don't BECKON to your calling sir.

    :)

    I've been a little down in the dumps due to a friend's situation but I'm trying to maintain good spirits.

    Are you shwasty or what? Where are your usual homies?

    Whatever happened to the old Fargo man who runs that restaurant and yelled at you asking if you were born in a barn?
  7. #7
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Murk Lore Whatever happened to the old Fargo man who runs that restaurant and yelled at you asking if you were born in a barn?

    Wait I remember this story and I remember laughing uncontrollably at it

    We need an update MMQ
  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What? An old man that told me I lived in a barn? Can you give me another hint idk what youre talking about but I want to.
  9. #9
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by mmQ What? An old man that told me I lived in a barn? Can you give me another hint idk what youre talking about but I want to.

    You left the door open. it was snowing outside or cold. you live in North Dakota and should know better I guess. You were looking for a Job.
  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh lol. Damn what a vague weird reference. Nothing to do with a barn.

    There's no update. It was just some dixkhead owner of a restaurant who is still a dixkhead owner of a restaurant (why is my phone typing dixkhead) . That's it. The guy is still a piece of shit and it's common knowledge. I left bad reviews at his website amongst all the other bad reviews from real people.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by mmQ Oh lol. Damn what a vague weird reference. Nothing to do with a barn.

    There's no update. It was just some dixkhead owner of a restaurant who is still a dixkhead owner of a restaurant (why is my phone typing dixkhead) . That's it. The guy is still a piece of shit and it's common knowledge. I left bad reviews at his website amongst all the other bad reviews from real people.

    What's the site?
  12. #12
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by mmQ Oh lol. Damn what a vague weird reference. Nothing to do with a barn.

    There's no update. It was just some dixkhead owner of a restaurant who is still a dixkhead owner of a restaurant (why is my phone typing dixkhead) . That's it. The guy is still a piece of shit and it's common knowledge. I left bad reviews at his website amongst all the other bad reviews from real people.

    So the Barn reference is you're like a dumb cattle who can't close the barn door behind you if you get out and of course, all the other dumb cattle follow. He's saying you don't have enough sense to do the obvious. and on top of that, You were looking for a Job. not even a customer which is a pretty bad thing to say even though you think it in your head. Most small business owners might say something like, Oh, Let me get that door for you, it sticks open sometimes and SOME people don't notice it I guess. in his mind he's calling you a dumb ass for not doing the obvious.
  13. #13
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Born in a barn has nothing to do with what you just said. Farmers leave the barn doors open during the day for livestock on pasture. Born in the barn is a reference to not shutting the door of a building as if you were in a barn.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #14
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Born in a barn has nothing to do with what you just said. Farmers leave the barn doors open during the day for livestock on pasture. Born in the barn is a reference to not shutting the door of a building as if you were in a barn.

    like cattle. you would leave the door open because you're not a human and don't have the sense to shut it yourself. a dumb cow.

    a human born in a Barn still has the sense to shut the fucking door if it was cold outside. I mean you might not and clearly, it seems he didn't either.
  15. #15
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Murk Lore like cattle. you would leave the door open because you're not a human and don't have the sense to shut it yourself. a dumb cow.

    a human born in a Barn still has the sense to shut the fucking door if it was cold outside. I mean you might not and clearly, it seems he didn't either.

    You can't leave the door open unless you have 1st opened the door. A cow does not open the barn door. Therefore it can not leave it open.

    Glad I could explain that for you.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Murk Lore So the Barn reference is you're like a dumb cattle who can't close the barn door behind you if you get out and of course, all the other dumb cattle follow. He's saying you don't have enough sense to do the obvious. and on top of that, You were looking for a Job. not even a customer which is a pretty bad thing to say even though you think it in your head. Most small business owners might say something like, Oh, Let me get that door for you, it sticks open sometimes and SOME people don't notice it I guess. in his mind he's calling you a dumb ass for not doing the obvious.

    There was no BARN REFERENCE.

    Your original statement you said the guy asked me if I lived in a barn, which never happened. He didn't ask me that.

    Honestly what the fuck are you ever even talking about?? Lmao!!
  17. #17
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by mmQ There was no BARN REFERENCE.

    Your original statement you said the guy asked me if I lived in a barn, which never happened. He didn't ask me that.

    Honestly what the fuck are you ever even talking about?? Lmao!!

    You didn't have enough sense to close the fucking door behind you. why would he hire you?
  18. #18
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by Incessant Wait I remember this story and I remember laughing uncontrollably at it

    We need an update MMQ

    Also this ^
  19. #19
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Murk Lore You didn't have enough sense to close the fucking door behind you. why would he hire you?

    It was broken. It's a hinged door that would normally shut behind you. It BEGAN to shut and within 1 second he was already blaming me for it not closing all the way.

    There are loads of reviews of this guy being an absolute asshole to everyone no matter what. I'm glad he didn't hire me lol I didn't even apply there.
  20. #20
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by mmQ It was broken. It's a hinged door that would normally shut behind you. It BEGAN to shut and within 1 second he was already blaming me for it not closing all the way.

    There are loads of reviews of this guy being an absolute asshole to everyone no matter what. I'm glad he didn't hire me lol I didn't even apply there.

    Oh give me a break. I dont feel like looking it up. back peddler
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