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Tesla Full Self Driving Beta looks awesome

  1. #1
    Donald Trump Dark Matter


    Damn that's a way better driver than I am, even when I'm on the sauce (I drive better drunk).
  2. #2
    I'd still never feel safe letting it drive me to work.
  3. #3
    Steven African Astronaut
    Tesla propaganda lol
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do you know if that's just a reflexive/instinctual thing when he keeps touching the steering wheel every now and then or is that necessary? It seems methodical like he's maybe pushing a button or doing it intentionally to straighten the vehicle out.
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    Originally posted by mmQ Do you know if that's just a reflexive/instinctual thing when he keeps touching the steering wheel every now and then or is that necessary? It seems methodical like he's maybe pushing a button or doing it intentionally to straighten the vehicle out.

    He's shitting himself.
  6. #6
    Steven African Astronaut
    I own a Tesla.
  7. #7
    Haxxor African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Steven I own a Tesla.

    He has hours of fun playing with it along with the little charging station that his mom also bought to go with it!!


  8. #8
    Originally posted by mmQ Do you know if that's just a reflexive/instinctual thing when he keeps touching the steering wheel every now and then or is that necessary? It seems methodical like he's maybe pushing a button or doing it intentionally to straighten the vehicle out.

    They made it so you have to keep a hand on the wheel. It used to not have that and gontz would just recline the seat, take a snooze, and get fully self driven into a truck and wake up dead
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  9. #9
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 They made it so you have to keep a hand on the wheel. It used to not have that and gontz would just recline the seat, take a snooze, and get fully self driven into a truck and wake up dead

    I see a business opportunity in making rubber hands made out of that capacitive material they use on touch screen styli.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I see a business opportunity in making rubber hands made out of that capacitive material they use on touch screen styli.

    wouldnt illegally reprogramming the car be an easier solution.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny wouldnt illegally reprogramming the car be an easier solution.

    No not at all, most Tesla owners wouldn't know where to start but even people as dumb as Tesla owners can still figure out how to buy a rubber hand on ebay.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 They made it so you have to keep a hand on the wheel. It used to not have that and gontz would just recline the seat, take a snooze, and get fully self driven into a truck and wake up dead

    He was just lightly touching the wheel every now and again though and just with one hand. I need more DEETS. I asked Jeeves but I'm getting conflicted information.
  13. #13
    Why stop at the hand you might as well buy a full rubber fuckslave dress her up in your bugle boy pants and a sunhat and sunglasses and send her to work

    That way you get paid to sleep in then when she comes back wit da check you take your pants off, then take your pants off again and fuck she shIT out of her that pussy is FIRE
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  14. #14
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Why stop at the hand you might as well buy a full rubber fuckslave dress her up in your bugle boy pants and a sunhat and sunglasses and send her to work

    That way you get paid to sleep in then when she comes back wit da check you take your pants off, then take your pants off again and fuck she shIT out of her that pussy is FIRE

    I'll fap to this later.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No not at all, most Tesla owners wouldn't know where to start but even people as dumb as Tesla owners can still figure out how to buy a rubber hand on ebay.

    they can just pay the car wash people who know people whomcan do it to do it.
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