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invented a new kitchen appliance

  1. #1
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    its a pocket toaster that does up to two pieces of bread at a time but it collapses and folds so you can carry it with you in your pocket and it has those holes in the back so you can mount it on the wall if you want also it has rubber baby buggy bumpers for feet so it wont skid if its sitting on the counter or a table
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Pic of a working prototype or it never happened
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Is that toaster in your pocket or are you just getting carawayed?
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Pic of a working prototype or it never happened

    Is this your first day here?
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Sudo Is this your first day here?

    Pics of your TITS your first day here or GTFO
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    ya ya SOUNDS LIken bulltit
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  7. #7
    A toaster in your pocket sounds like a pretty dumb idea.
  8. #8
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A toaster in your pocket sounds like a pretty dumb idea.

    yea until you want some toast
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A toaster in your pocket sounds like a pretty dumb idea.

    He says staring into the beaming blue wavelength light slowly cooking his eyes and half his brain with microwave tumor radiation

  10. #10
    Steven African Astronaut
    'blue wavelength light' lol
  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    I used to have a grow light with different light spectrum modes, one of them simulated the lumens of a sunset. It was pretty cool. The night saver on phones does that, i used it for a year it's pretty neat and I think it probably helps

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    Steven African Astronaut
    ok but in the image its red
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Ghost He says staring into the beaming blue wavelength light slowly cooking his eyes and half his brain with microwave tumor radiation

    Better than toasting my balls with a 400F toaster in my pocket!

    btw, I'm using a PC not a phone and my glasses have a blue light enhancement on them so I'm good!
  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Better than toasting my balls with a 400F toaster in my pocket!

    btw, I'm using a PC not a phone and my glasses have a blue light enhancement on them so I'm good!

    I don't think the toaster is running at 400° while it's in your pocket but I guess it wasn't clarified. You might be right. Maybe the toaster is in a continual state of toasting.
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    Originally posted by mmQ I don't think the toaster is running at 400° while it's in your pocket but I guess it wasn't clarified. You might be right. Maybe the toaster is in a continual state of toasting.

    Still it would take a while to cool down wouldn't it...you make some toast then what? ...you have to wait 30 mins till it drops to a temperature safe to put back in your pocket? Pointless!
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Still it would take a while to cool down wouldn't it…you make some toast then what? …you have to wait 30 mins till it drops to a temperature safe to put back in your pocket? Pointless!

    Perhaps it comes with a fire-proof cooling-sleeve that you can slide the toaster in after using it for fast temperature reduction and safe pocket storage.
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    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Perhaps it comes with a fire-proof cooling-sleeve that you can slide the toaster in after using it for fast temperature reduction and safe pocket storage.

    I was just thinking the same thing. Like how my flat iron cane with a protective sleeve for when you're finished using it.
  18. #18
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incessant I was just thinking the same thing. Like how my flat iron cane with a protective sleeve for when you're finished using it.

    Every product ever should have a protective sleeve no matter what it is. Even protective sleeves should have their own protective sleeves.
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  19. #19
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Steven ok but in the image its red

    your eyes can't see the waves, dummy

    we already had this discussion.

    Originally posted by Ghost I wouldn't call infared goggles a machine because we naturally can't see that light so there is no way to replace the "work" of it with anything because it takes a machine just for us to see it in the first place

    When I think of a machine I think of something more like a fulcrums lever

    "A machine is a physical system using power to apply forces and control movement to perform an action"



    The machine could not build itself without my work therefore it could never outwork a man because even if that machine was built by another, the machine that build that one was built by man and ultimately, God.
  20. #20
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Every product ever should have a protective sleeve no matter what it is. Even protective sleeves should have their own protective sleeves.

    Oh my god you just broke the matrix with this genius.
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