2022-09-13 at 2:42 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
LOL nobody gives a shit about some dirtbag grifter.
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2022-09-13 at 4:01 AM UTC
He probably got monkeypox and died from it after butt fucking random faggots all along the Florida coast
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2022-09-13 at 4:02 AM UTC
Brad comes from a state whose only historical claim to fame is basially making cow cum
2022-09-13 at 5:36 AM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
He turned progressive liberal and died of Donkey Pox
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2022-09-13 at 7:43 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Bardley prolly showed up for his math class finally and then realized hed actually have to do work in college, got drunk started smoking crack and ended up accidentally snorting/smoking some 'meth' tbat turned out to be fent, now hes purple and stiff in an alley somewhere in miami.
Hope its not true but seems likely.
Lets start operation find steel-reserve brad
2022-09-14 at 11:54 PM UTC
I knew I'd be v just v fine
2022-09-15 at 12:01 AM UTC
I'm not gonna post on the website long time. I want to live