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Big-chug tonight

  1. #1
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Were doing a big chug to see who chugs the best tonight. Winner will get ther own banner on the site at least until next month when we compete again.

    Lemme know if your gonna attend ( the people who are ultra secretive and just wanna smell their fingers without camming up will not be allowed at the chug ) ( you know who you are )

    RANKING;
    POSITION, NAME, CHUGTIME, CHUGGED BEER, OCCURRED AT, FAMOUS LAST WORDS, RECORDED BY

    1st, JimmyNoShoesAgain, 11.27 seconds, COORS LIGHT, 10:25PM PST, 'I just want to cheers my opponent' , bigluigi
    2nd , bigluigi, 13.0seconds, MODELO ESPECIAL, 6:36PM PST, 'YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME?' , obliviousostrich
    3rd, Odin, 15.73 seconds, SHINER BOCK ( bottle ), 11:11PM PST, 'That burp felt good as fuck. At least I beat gwarski' , bigluigi
    4th, Gwarski, 21.71 seconds, WHITE CLAW ♀, 10:35PM PST, 'Why don't we just do this without that other website next time?' , bigluigi


    RECORD SHEET
    RUN, NAME, CHUGTIME, CHUGGED BEER, OCCURRED AT, FAMOUS LAST WORDS, RECORDED BY
    1, bigluigi, 13.0seconds, MODELO ESPECIAL, 6:36PM PST, 'YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME?' , obliviousostrich
    2, JimmyNoShoesAgain, 11.27 seconds, COORS LIGHT, 10:2PM PST, 'I just want to cheers my opponent' , bigluigi
    3, Gwarski, 21.71 seconds, WHITE CLAW ♀, 10:35PM PST, 'Why don't we just do this without that other website next time?' , bigluigi
    4, Odin, 15.73 seconds, SHINER BOCK ( bottle ), 11:11PM PST, 'That burp felt good as fuck. At least I beat gwarski' , bigluigi
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    ALSO RAN ( NON ALCOHOLIC )

    NAME, CHUGTIME, CHUGGED BEER, OCCURRED AT, FAMOUS LAST WORDS, RECORDED BY

    Rembrandt, 10.01 seconds, 16 OUNCE ( OKAY, THIS IS EPIC ), NON-ALCOHOLic PEACH MANGO BODY-ARMOR: LIGHT, 10:28PM PST, 'Do you want to see my painting' , bigluigi

    rembrand literally probably chugged the most the fastest even though its not regulation, so he doesnt win
  2. #2
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
  3. #3
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion

    you wanna compete? its a race to chug a beer , fastest time of the night will get a banner and the title

    edit: if you wanna do multiple runs id recommend you stop eating NOW
  4. #4
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Weeeeeeeeeee!! I don’t drink beer tho. I’d shot vodka u fools under the table. Let’s go!
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  5. #5
    Women are allowed to use a truly but it still has to be at least 12oz
  6. #6
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Weeeeeeeeeee!! I don’t drink beer tho. I’d shot vodka u fools under the table. Let’s go!

    Blame it on the aaaaaaaaambian
  7. #7
    Bradley victim of incest
    Can I chug coffee instead of beer? I don't drink alcohol anymore.
  8. #8
    Kafka motherfucker
    Can you use a straw? I might join next week, need to buy a bunny mask.
  9. #9
    Bradley victim of incest
    Are you willing to use a hot dog straw?
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    Bradley victim of incest
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    Kafka motherfucker
    I was reading about this winner of a hotdog eating contest, he said he did it by dipping the hotdogs into his cup of water so it was easier to swallow, and that way he’s spend less time taking sips of water.
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  12. #12
    Bradley victim of incest
    This isn't new. Have you seen the Nathan's Hot Dog eating contests? Like I enjoy hot dogs, but it's because I'm poor, not because I want to eat 60 fucking hot dogs in 90 seconds.
  13. #13
    Bradley victim of incest
    also i like a lot of condiments on my hot dogs, hot sauce, hot mustard, ketchup, pickles, onions, jalepenos. Not:

    Warm fucking water.
  14. #14
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Kafka Can you use a straw? I might join next week, need to buy a bunny mask.

    straws are not currently regulated
  15. #15
    Bradley victim of incest
    answer my question acp
  16. #16
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    which one. you can chug a coffee if you want but only beer or truly if your a woman is eligible for being ranked
  17. #17
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    some of the contestants are warming up wetting there wissels
  18. #18
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    NEW CHUG REPORT

    RUN, NAME, CHUGTIME, CHUGGED BEER, OCCURRED AT, FAMOUS LAST WORDS, RECORDED BY

    1, bigluigi, 13.0seconds, MODELO ESPECIAL, 6:36PM PST, 'YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME?' , obliviousostrich

    bigluigi is currently in first place
  19. #19
    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
    Have we pierre reviewed this data set?
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  20. #20
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    u trying to chug?
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