Best & Worst User on this site (Opinions)

1. 2022-09-08 at 6:59 PM UTC

   #361
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by mmQ

   
   FTFY
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2. 2022-09-08 at 6:59 PM UTC

   #362
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ You were hoping I would argue with you and we would have a silly 4-page debate over what is the best soup

   
   Not really, I'm on my phone in the break room and dont like to type a lot, tbis is abiut the most I'm willing to type on my phone
3. 2022-09-08 at 7:02 PM UTC

   #363
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not really, I'm on my phone in the break room and dont like to type a lot, tbis is abiut the most I'm willing to type on my phone

   
   I'm the opposite. I post pretty much exclusively from my phone unless I need to edit a photo in detail and post it here which is rare these days
4. 2022-09-08 at 7:12 PM UTC

   #364
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I'm the opposite. I post pretty much exclusively from my phone unless I need to edit a photo in detail and post it here which is rare these days

   
   You expect me to believe this without any evidence??
5. 2022-09-08 at 7:29 PM UTC

   #365
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You expect me to believe this without any evidence??

   
   I don't expect anything from you other than jokes. Give me more jokes.
6. 2022-09-08 at 7:36 PM UTC

   #366
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I don't expect anything from you other than jokes. Give me more jokes.

   
   I'm a very wise and intelligent person.
7. 2022-09-08 at 7:46 PM UTC

   #367
   

   Haxxor Space Nigga

   Originally posted by mmQ There won't be a next time :(
   
   I am just done I am so fucking over it Haxxy, I'm just.. I can't even anymore, as it relates to the card game Solitaire. I just can't even.
   
   It's like, I sit around and I try and I try. I make a huge pot of tomato soup.
   
   I bought this really fancy card table from value village
   
   I bought three pack of new playing cards from Target.
   
   And for what? To lose. To fucking just lose. Over and over and over.
   
   
   I'm just done, man.

   
   It’s gonna be fine bro.
   
   I’m of course referring to that pimple on the ass of NIS that calls itself steven now.
   
   He’s a lot like wariat- we can ignore his fat ass but like Gonorrhea it never really goes away.
   The best we can hope for is death or forced employment.
8. 2022-09-08 at 7:49 PM UTC

   #368
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Haxxor It’s gonna be fine bro.
   
   I’m of course referring to that pimple on the ass of NIS that calls itself steven now.
   
   He’s a lot like wariat- we can ignore his fat ass but like Gonorrhea it never really goes away.
   The best we can hope for is death or forced employment.

   
   Bro what does Steven have to do with solitaire? What are your thoughts on me playing solitaire by myself all day alone eating tomato soup and losing repeatedly? Do you have any helpful hints at how to get better at the game?
9. 2022-09-08 at 7:57 PM UTC

   #369
   

   Haxxor Space Nigga

   Originally posted by mmQ Bro what does Steven have to do with solitaire? What are your thoughts on me playing solitaire by myself all day alone eating tomato soup and losing repeatedly? Do you have any helpful hints at how to get better at the game?

   
   Yes
   Cheat
   
   Always cheat
   
   And switch to chicken with rice
10. 2022-09-08 at 8:04 PM UTC

    #370
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I don't wanna cheat I wanna win fair and square. Do you have any tips for how I might get better at solitaire fair and square?
11. 2022-09-08 at 8:07 PM UTC

    #371
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by mmQ I don't wanna cheat I wanna win fair and square. Do you have any tips for how I might get better at solitaire fair and square?

    
    Learn the Rules. ...
    Target Larger Stacks First. ...
    Evenly Distribute Tableau Piles. ...
    Move Quickly If You're Playing Timed Solitaire. ...
    Think about Color When Filling Spaces. ...
    Handle Your Face Down Cards First. ...
    Try Creating Stacks of Similar Suits.
    
    Also have a grilled cheese sandwich ready to eat with your tomato soup.
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12. 2022-09-08 at 8:08 PM UTC

    #372
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Grilled cheese and tomato soup is white people soul food
13. 2022-09-08 at 8:10 PM UTC

    #373
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by mmQ Bro what does Steven have to do with solitaire? What are your thoughts on me playing solitaire by myself all day alone eating tomato soup and losing repeatedly? Do you have any helpful hints at how to get better at the game?

    
    Sorry, there was a misquote buzzing around my ear and it reminded me of steve.
14. 2022-09-08 at 8:11 PM UTC

    #374
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Sudo Grilled cheese and tomato soup is white people soul food

    
    Duh 🙄 🥣
    
    I’m not like Mexican or anything
15. 2022-09-08 at 8:11 PM UTC

    #375
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I don't wanna cheat I wanna win fair and square. Do you have any tips for how I might get better at solitaire fair and square?

    
    It's a bit greedy to want both fair AND square...can't you just learn to compromise on one?
16. 2022-09-08 at 8:12 PM UTC

    #376
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What the H is a tablue pile?
17. 2022-09-08 at 8:12 PM UTC

    #377
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Mexicans are white people...at least that what the media claimed when one killed Trayvon Martin.
18. 2022-09-08 at 8:16 PM UTC

    #378
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by mmQ What the H is a tablue pile?

    
    Four piles on which a whole suit or sequence must be built up. In most Solitaire games, the four aces are the bottom card or base of the foundations.
    
    No wonder you’re losing all the time 🙄
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19. 2022-09-08 at 8:16 PM UTC

    #379
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Mexicans are white people…at least that what the media claimed when one killed Trayvon Martin.

    
    They’re at best, light brown or dark beige
20. 2022-09-08 at 8:18 PM UTC

    #380
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Also for some reason I find this gif funny as fuck