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Apparently I don't drink Cuban Coffee "like a pussy"

  1. #1
    Bradley victim of incest
    So my friends are real big on cuban coffee, which I correctly surmised was essentially espresso with sugar in it. >:( The fact they make it in an espresso machine or in a double boiler kinda thing is what convinced me. So when I make this shit, A) They put way too much sugar in it B) The shit is way too fucking strong.

    So my friend Mucho Sumbraro said I drink sugar free cuban coffee cut with water, like a pussy.

    I go and do some googleing. That's a black americano. Now i don't speak french but I know what that translates to.

    Can't wait to tell them I'm a USA NIGGER on our next coffee outting.
  2. #2
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yeah man expresso is some good stuff literally i would just drink that instead of woofing down 8 cups of regular coffee but i think yo uneed a special machine and its not as easy to clean up as a real coffee maker where you just throw out the old enhancement and grounds and its ready to party on that pussy again

    but at the same time im thinking about getting one of those coleman propane fueled coffee makers so i can move into a a shack in the woods like hydro use to BS about

    DONT tell steven about my idea though he gets emotional sometimes
  3. #3
    Bradley victim of incest
    LOL bro there are (to my knowledge) three ways to make espresso.

    Espresso machine, i'm not explaininga machine to you but there's pressure, and forcing water through the gorunds it's a bunch of gay shit that costs a lot. I only used one in rehab (which I used extensively)

    Boiling it in a pot while stirring it (which essentially makes it cowboy coffee)

    The double pot boiler. What most cubans/poor people use.



    IMO I can make a lot of espresso rapidly with the machine, but do I really need all dat? No. So I kidna like the 3rd method, I also use the gourmet espresso ooh la la grounds with my friends and then use the most generic, cheapest, chemical tasting shit for myself.
  4. #4
    Bradley victim of incest
    people call coffee that has no sugar or cream in it "Cowboy Coffee" which I think is incorrect, as cowboy coffee is where you have 1 bean can add grounds to it with the water, then use ur big cowboy mustache to sift the grounds out while sippy sipping on your mud.

    But no one wants to hear my definition of shit so I just tell people I drink my coffee Bareback (without cream or sugar) like god meant it to be
  5. #5
    Meikai African Astronaut
    cowboy coffee is crushed up beans in water and boiling it over an open fire ?_?

    if you're doing it in a been can and not a travel pot, that sounds more like... hobo coffee

    not putting cream or sugar in is just drinking black coffee wtf
  6. #6
    Steven African Astronaut
    coffee is disgusting and gross.
  7. #7
    Bradley victim of incest
    Originally posted by Meikai cowboy coffee is crushed up beans in water and boiling it over an open fire ?_?

    if you're doing it in a been can and not a travel pot, that sounds more like… hobo coffee

    not putting cream or sugar in is just drinking black coffee wtf

    Nah that's called bareback.

    Hobos don't have coffee unless someone makes it for them dumbfuck coffee is pricy

    Not to be confused with jail coffee which is instant unless you add a lot of powdered cream and sugar to it at which point it's a Cadillac.

    Have you never gotten off the computer in life?
  8. #8
    Bradley victim of incest
    Originally posted by Steven coffee is disgusting and gross.

    And dark colored, figured it would be your spirit animal
  9. #9
    Bradley victim of incest
    Oh and anything with a bunch of spicess and shots of different flavors is white girl coffee.
  10. #10
    Bradley victim of incest
    Y'all some real dumb motherfuckers

  11. #11
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley And dark colored, figured it would be your spirit animal

    nah its just burnt beans that most people add sugar and fat to make it taste good.

    Tea is better. Leaves and water. Nature made hot drinks perfect the first time. We don't need some fucking tree beans.
  12. #12
    Bradley victim of incest
    You know tea is heated as well right
  13. #13
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley You know tea is heated as well right

    its not burnt like coffee is.

    nobody drinks raw coffee bean tea.

    You can drink raw tea leaf tea
  14. #14
    Steven African Astronaut
    coffee- burnt and bitter, needs cream and sugar to even be palletable

    tea- good as is. leaf and hot water for 3 minutes. Pick it straight from the tree like mother earth intended
  15. #15
    Bradley victim of incest
    y dont u tea bag urself
  16. #16
    Ghost Black Hole
    i like my coffee lieke i like my women

    inside of my stomach

  17. #17
    Originally posted by Meikai cowboy coffee is crushed up beans in water and boiling it over an open fire ?_?

    Cowboy coffee is that chicory stuff too which taste like complete ass.
  18. #18
    Bradley victim of incest
    no that's nigger coffee
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