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  1. #1
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Anyone ever wonder why ppl like fauci or pelosi dont retire? Sure they could live comfortably the rest of their lives but no they have to work into their eighties.

    Adrenochrome? Penal gland dmt harvest? Pedophilia? Insider trading?

    Yes? Probably? Idk lol but wtf

    Lol this dude is funny as fuck

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    Bradley victim of incest
    Cuz they're helping the world bro
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    No it's because they are power tripping assholes.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Because Jesus made it like that
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Bradley Cuz they're helping the world bro

    Riiiiiiiiiiiight
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    Fauci did nothing wrong
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Fauci did nothing wrong

    Yah bro great guy totally
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Anyone ever wonder why ppl like fauci or pelosi dont retire?

    are those the talking heads from CNN that always yell about Donald Trump? Nah I think they enjoy their careers

    Obama could show up to a speech 5 hours late, walk on stage smoking a cigar, say "Chee-to", drop the mic and the crowd would actually go fucking insane and white people would line up to be sacrificed and decapitated and dominated by the nearest black

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    Haxxor African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Anyone ever wonder why ppl like fauci or pelosi dont retire?

    Is it because they’re blood-drinking, flesh-eating, shape-shifting extraterrestrial reptilian humanoids with only one objective in their cold-blooded little heads: to enslave the human race. 😵
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Haxxor Is it because they’re blood-drinking, flesh-eating, shape-shifting extraterrestrial reptilian humanoids with only one objective in their cold-blooded little heads: to enslave the human race. 😵

    Word
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Haxxor Is it because they’re blood-drinking, flesh-eating, shape-shifting extraterrestrial reptilian humanoids with only one objective in their cold-blooded little heads: to enslave the human race. 😵

    Do they die when you get drunk and pass out and forget to turn the heat lamp on like my lil buddy Sherman did
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Ghost Do they die when you get drunk and pass out and forget to turn the heat lamp on like my lil buddy Sherman did

    Bro i had a homeless friend die in a fire like that

    Homestly he was doin a lot of meth and stealing hella shit and he prolly either od'd on fent and just forgot to turn some shit off or someone was there and started the fire to conceal the shit.

    Either way dude was cool for a junky meth head so like a 4/10 on the cool meter but i liked him

    Fucking sad either way
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    Haxxor African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Do they die when you get drunk and pass out and forget to turn the heat lamp on like my lil buddy Sherman did

    They are converted to Soylent Green and fed to vegans
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Haxxor They are converted to Soylent Green and fed to vegans

    Everytime i see those soylent drinks at the store i think of soylent green
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    Originally posted by RIPtotse Everytime i see those soylent drinks at the store i think of soylent green

    It IS soylent green.
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  17. #17
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I for one am glad we have the only real scientist in the world, the only one that can actually be trusted, right here among us, on this very site. How lucky are we??!!!
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    Originally posted by mmQ I for one am glad we have the only real scientist in the world, the only one that can actually be trusted, right here among us, on this very site. How lucky are we??!!!

    Hey, there's no hard rule that says we can't have more than one real scientist.
  19. #19
    Bradley victim of incest
    Cuz they're helping the world bro
  20. #20
    Steven African Astronaut
    This is done in literally every industry, you're just a dumbass uneducated junkie that was unfortunate enough to grow in one of the shittiest parts of this country, with underfunded schools and downtrodden teachers who did anything they could to keep their elementary school students from dropping out. Sadly, you slipped through the grates.
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