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Ran out of socks (only have 7 pairs) about two days ago.

  1. #1
    Bradley victim of incest
    & you know who saw me through my difficulties? My God! My feet smelled so fucking bad after wearing the same pair for 2 1/2 days, even after I showered this morning the socks were not so good. I went and got 8 pairs of black socks and I figured what the hell I deserve it and got some wife beaters (Yall white folk probably call them A shirts or Undershirts) I wanted them in black because I'm white skinned. And there were like this big bag of them that were different colors, another smaller bag was all black and grey, but I went and got the gourmet 4 for 25$ black ones in my size. then I bought the cheapest pillow they had there (4$) got some food so it would look nice.

    Now I got black socks (I hate whiet socks cuz they look dirty and discolored rapidly) & black wife beaters.

    I really wanted a high end pillow but I was like nahhhhhhh cuz the pillow wasn't free. I paid for all the food too for once, i'm doing tacos tonight.
  2. #2
    BeeReBuddy victim of incest [pimp your due marabout]
    Why did you shower with your socks on?

    Are you buying your clothes at the gas station?

    A good pillow costs around $175.
  3. #3
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy A good pillow costs around $175.

    lol
  4. #4
    Bradley victim of incest
    i didn't shower with the socks on, i put the old ones back on after thsi mornigns shower.

    I"m buying them at a walmart.

    A good pillow costs about 20-35$.
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    BeeReBuddy victim of incest [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Bradley i didn't shower with the socks on, i put the old ones back on after thsi mornigns shower.

    I"m buying them at a walmart.

    A good pillow costs about 20-35$.
    A purple pillow is $150 minimum. Anything else is just a bag of rocks.
  6. #6
    Bradley victim of incest
    what isa purple pillow? the pillow I currently was using was too stiff, this one is polyester not rocks and flattens really nicely, I don't like a big pillow so it has to be able to be squeezed kinda narrow
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    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley what isa purple pillow? the pillow I currently was using was too stiff, this one is polyester not rocks and flattens really nicely, I don't like a big pillow so it has to be able to be squeezed kinda narrow

    88% polyester, 9% spandex mesh, and 3% nylon

    There are lots of other pillows like it that don't cost $150.
  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm not exactly sure how but I can't specifically remember ever purchasing a pillow in my life yet I somehow always have like 15 different ones floating around, LITERALLY.
  9. #9
    Bradley victim of incest
    do you live by yourself?
  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah
  11. #11
    Bradley victim of incest
    wow i buy a lot of pillows but i have 2 rn
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ok 15 pillows was hyperbole but I do usually have at least 5 or 6 because I just like them everywhere. Obviously I got em from somewhere I just don't remember. Maybe I do a lot of 2am pillow shopping when I'm blackout drunk.
  13. #13
    Bradley victim of incest
    Where do you work?
  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A pillow facto----

    Ahhhh shit. There it is.
  15. #15
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by mmQ Ok 15 pillows was hyperbole but I do usually have at least 5 or 6 because I just like them everywhere. Obviously I got em from somewhere I just don't remember. Maybe I do a lot of 2am pillow shopping when I'm blackout drunk.

    No they are just tribbles and they are reproducing behind your back.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. #16
    Stop using them as wank rags and you wont run out of them.
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    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm not exactly sure how but I can't specifically remember ever purchasing a pillow in my life yet I somehow always have like 15 different ones floating around, LITERALLY.

    Wow, they're just hanging in the air?
  18. #18
    Bradley victim of incest
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Stop using them as wank rags and you wont run out of them.

    Dude I wear 8 pairs in a week
  19. #19
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Dude I wear 8 pairs in a week

    1 pair a day and 2 on sundays cause sundays are for pickin' stones
  20. #20
    Bradley victim of incest
    Nah when after I go fishing I need a shower and a fresh pair of socks. Always.
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