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How can I make myself more attractive?

  1. #1
    Bradley victim of incest
    I don't want to tell women how big my dick is.

    I've been showering once a day, wearing button ups with the shirt tucked in, I shave my head so I don't look like I'm balding. Not sure what else I can do.

    My friend said to grow a beard so I'm doing that. I try to stay up to date with current events and not espouse evil opinions. I don't ever talk about gay things with women (except that I support lgbt people because I have some gay friends, very woke), don't tell people I'm disabled or a recovering alcoholic.

    I understand I'm not the most attractive and I'm kinda at a disadvantage because I'm 29 and most of the girls in community college are like 19 to 23.

    I feel like an old pervert talking to them because really I just want to fuck and if the sex is good, I really want a wife and to have children by 36 otherwise I probably won't.

    I know I'm gonna live a really long time so I picked 36 cuz let's be real 55 is about as old as I see myself getting before I CATCH DAT BUSSSSS!!!

    Please, as always, only positive helpful comments or deeply insulting remarks. Haha
  2. #2
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    you might want to try ball stretching a lot of women these days dont find tite-sacks to be attractive, in this global economy. but yeah man fundamentally speaking, i hear you. what you said makes a lot of sense really except the part about you think youll die at 55 because i believe you can live longer than that especially once you stay off illegal drugs besides beer
  3. #3
    Bradley victim of incest
    Dude I'm gonna die from homicide.

    I'm not interested in ball stretching. My balls are fine as is. Also I don't want bigger or longer balls lol wtf

    I don't really like illegal drugs like they're great in little spurts but after a gram of meth gets done I'm good for weeks or months. Same thing with anything really. EXCEPT weed I could do that daily (but I don't anymore)
  4. #4
    Drop that shit eating grin for starters.
  5. #5
    Bradley victim of incest
    So you just want me to glare at everyone? I already look scary bro, not smiling is not gonan help me.

    My smile disarms people and lets them know they should let their guard down. I try not to smirk or look maniacal, but to have a big wide grin that shows people I have all of my teeth (a rare feat for White drug users/drug dealers, especailly those who use TWEAK)
  6. #6
    Nah, you need a sly, slight mysterious smile...one that intrigues her rather than says "I'm a salesman, buy my product"
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