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I just financed a $3000 matress

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    how big is my screen

    Well the mattress came to $1299 but I paid and additional $1400 for the IPower M555 adjustable base with the dual massaging feature.

    12 months same as cash.
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    did u read the fine-print
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by STER0S did u read the fine-print

    No
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    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    $3,000 in only 12 months? How are you gonna make that kind of money?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    maybe you should go to rehab
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Should I cancel?
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    Haxxor African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster $3,000 in only 12 months? How are you gonna make that kind of money?

    That’s $250 per month I’m assuming zero interest IF completely paid off in 12 months.
    Once the credit promotional period ends, you'll be charged interest on any remaining balance.

    Add that payment to all the other recurring monthly payments, like $$ to pay for those $300 dinners, $70 pizzas, vacations, different car ever month, cash advance loans, other credit cards, food, utilities gasoline for the cars, mortgage payments, property taxes (if not included in the monthly mortgage payment). Sewer & water & trash pick up.
    Things that aren’t necessities.

    Damn dude when I read this all I could think of was the look on your face if you don’t end up with your name on the house as a joint owner. Unless you’re marrying this girl you’re gonna end up owing a buttload of money with nothing to show for it when this relationship tanks.

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    Totse2k1 Yung Blood
    Wow and i thought bradly was stupid.
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    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Fona just makes this stuff up now for attention
  10. #10
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    lol big sandy
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    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    DUDE, YOURE GETTING A DELL BIG SANDY

    Fona your gonna be so comfortable who cares about the broke ass haters that sleep on air matresses. pretty sure a matress is an investment in your future afterall think how many hours you spend on it im pretty sure its okay to spend a few couple thou

    edit: it would feel so good on a new matress just laying there with your pizza slut eating sushi farting into the new matress and drinking beer *spills the soy sauce and gets a milk mustache*
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My friend did this exact thing and me and all his family told him he was really stupid with his money which he already knew.

    So why do you bother setting goals for yourself if you're going to purposely sabotage them
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    Donald Trump Dark Matter
    That's ridiculous money for a mattress. Money is for stacking, not for spending.
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    Originally posted by Donald Trump That's ridiculous money for a mattress. Money is for stacking, not for spending.

    because when the only thing that can make that thing hes fucking more fuckable is a better mattress,

    i dont see why not.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Fona is probably the person with the absolute worst money sense ive ever met.

    I mean fucking rofl fr
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    Bradley victim of incest
    I really like that someone examined your spending habits and about how yet another dumb bitch with a kid (chell had a kid fona was molesting right?) is getting you to:

    -pay mortgage
    -pay utilities
    -share child rearing duties
    -buy stuff for the home
    -Vacations for the 3 of you.

    And in 12 months when she finds out you're a pedophile, you'll have:

    -2 accounts on this website.
    -Bills (like chells couch) you're continuing to pay without anything to show for it.
    -Rude things to say about Bradley.

    You sir are a dumbfuck
  17. #17
    Donald Trump Dark Matter
    Fona's not a pedo, you must have him mixed up with someone else.

    Also all girls consume your time and resources and give pretty much nothing back.

    And women always seem to want to spend money, including borrowing and spending.

    It's a bad habit to spend money.
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  18. #18
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Thats why rich people done spend money.

    Once ur rich people just give you shit constantly and you get even richer.

    When yr poor people just give u canned food and throw change at u if yr lucky
  19. #19
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Should I cancel?

    nah, get anopther in case this one breaks down.

    Remember you can always kill yourself or fake your death when the water gets above your neck
  20. #20
    Bradley victim of incest
    Yeah so I have a comfortable level of income. I live in one of the most expensive places in the country, a lot more expensive than Milwaukee's 95% black north side I lived at before. I only get 950 a month and then like 50 in food stamps. So I collectively would say I'm living on 12,000 a year. Despite the mockery of RIPTOTSE that led me to drinking and using crack last week, I do alright. I never purchase anything I want and if I do want to purchase something (over 10$) I make myself wait a week to reevaluate if I really need it. Because of this I largely eliminate a lot of the frivolous spending that dumb niggas ITT who I won't directly name gravitate to.

    While it's a clever ploy by the jedis to get people to spend their bottom dollar on fucking couches, mattresses, expensive pizzas, other people's unwanted children, gifts and short term loans, I long ago figured out how to rise above it. If I want something badly, I generally either meditate on it or resort to thievery. For instance;

    I've wanted a Nintendo Wii for about 18 months to play the new Animal Crossing on it. Do i have more than enough to purchase 5 system outright, have my bills paid for till the end of September, and have enough money left over for food and cigarettes? I sure do. But what if I have an actual need that requires money? When I went into college I needed to rent some books, buy notebooks, binders, highlighters, a cell phone, and some form of saving device. I thought about it and choose to apply for the government phone, pay the extra 35$ to get a tablet, use google docs to save all my documentation and rent a chromebook from the library while I wait for student life to send me the paperwork to apply for a laptop, I continued using my no service mobile device and saved maps to it when I had wifi, I downloaded one of the books through a Piracy website, and purchased all the notebooks, folders, and writing materials outright.

    So whereas I could've spent 200-1000 dollars acquiring everyhting I needed, like some poor white trash would've, I spent about 100$.

    When I wanted the new animal crossing, I went and downloaded a 3ds emulator, turned off the 3ds feature, and played a lot of animal crossing and handheld zelda games, having purchased one of those USB-Xbox360 controllers and getting it to run off my laptop provided the same joys the new game would've. I have no fishing stuff, but have friends that let me use one of their rods & reels. I have a computer that can access Google Docs. I downloaded my favorite rap albums so I can play them when I don't have wifi and just have to manually orientate my maps to my location on my no service phone.

    But I have enough money that I paid for rent until the end of september. Yes I would like to try the new Sushi placce they just started, or buy a shitload of chicken wings for dinner tonight, or maybe get beautiful black prostitute to fuck on the beach, but I dont. For fucks sake I borrowed a towel for the first three weeks I got out of rehab until I got one for free.

    & When I want drugs I go to the ATM withdrawl 60 dollars, go to the gas station and get 6 tens and buy dimes cuz it makes me just as happy or even happier than getting a big 50 once.

    I don't act like I have unlimited money to spend and that's why I have unlimited money to spend. Tonight I"ll either go fishing, where I use a cast net to land sardines that I tether to a hook with a sliding weight on it, and get free dinner. If not it'll be weiners & mac and cheese or weiners & mashed potatos. I have as much coffee as I can drink, I'm wearing clean clothes, I get free HBO from one of my old plug's cousin's husbands acccount I still use for the seldom times I want to watch a movie and if I get bored, masturbation is free.

    I'd much rather have very little and the ability to focus on my NEEDS being more than adequetly met than having a 70$ pizza, the chance to breath in dolly partins perspiration, and a 3,000$ mattress some other niggas gonna be cumming on in 2023.
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