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  1. #1
    If I go into a store and cut open some steak and then take it to the counter desk and tell him that the steak wasn't any good that I get some money or at least in store credit
  2. #2
    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    Nice bro
  3. #3
    Haxxor African Astronaut
    store credit w/o a receipt.
    Get a fucking job ffs
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  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Free food for life hack just order door dash and dispute the order every time (it was wrong, it was nice cold, there was a melted plastic Barbie head in it, someone stole it from outside your door, there was a hole in the bottom of the bag and a funny odor, etc)

    They just refund your account instantly and there you go you're welcome and enjoy
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  5. #5
    Haxxor African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Free food for life hack just order door dash and dispute the order every time (it was wrong, it was nice cold, there was a melted plastic Barbie head in it, someone stole it from outside your door, there was a hole in the bottom of the bag and a funny odor, etc)

    They just refund your account instantly and there you go you're welcome and enjoy

    precisely why I keep a box of melted Barbie heads in the pantry
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Haxxor store credit w/o a receipt.
    Get a fucking job ffs

    Got a job Saturday just need alcohol until then
  7. #7
    Haxxor African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Iseedivision Got a job Saturday just need alcohol until then

    Steal the alcohol, but don’t return it.
  8. #8
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You can also just stick stuff under the cart when u do self checkout and pretend not to notice it
  9. #9
    Originally posted by mmQ Free food for life hack

    Buy a 50 cent packet of ramen and then after you've eaten it blow your brains out...cheap and easy.
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  10. #10
    Bradley victim of incest
    OP I will give you money till Saturday if you need. I've been there.
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