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2022-08-23 at 5 PM UTC
I have a bunch of people I haven't done yet, I'll update later
bradley
The Shapeshifter (4,1). Unstoppable, indestructable, lives only to FUCK and doesn't care what he penetrates. You won't be able to tell he isn't human unless you get close enough, at which point it's too late. Even his penis was crafted to do maximum damage to its target.
bummy_mofo
The Hotep (6,5). Heir to a lineage of nigger-God-kings. Will one day unite the tribes of Africa to drive the J'ews out of Jerusalem, where he'll take his rightful throne at what was once the Temple Mount.
candy
True Crime Fetishist (6,4). She has a secret shoebox containing correspondence with Ed Kemper and Richard Ramirez. One day she'll collect enough nipples for a belt of her own.
donttellem
The Madman (4,4). I honestly don't know what she's talking about most of the time.
fonaplats
Baron of the Rats (6,3). Because rats don't have drunk Mexican neighbours, and they don't constantly bitch at you about groceries or auto work or why there's Flex Seal everywhere. When your house floods, there are always friends under the overpass.
frala
The Cherubim(2,1). Was once a person, but was forcibly 'ascended' and now only exists to serve Lanny and annoy everyone else.
jigaboo
The Program Manager (5,3). Wanted a regular job as a middle-manager, somehow got put in charge of Remote Viewing. One day one of his students let slip that they saw his wife cheating on him and he promptly divorced her. The kids became enamored with the power they had over him and went on to ruin every one of his subsequent marriages. It would later come out that the Remote Viewing project was a total failure and that they had a success rate far lower than they should have through chance alone.
kafka
The Joyful Goetist (4,3), The Victorian (3,4). Hedonism and vanity put her in contact with entities who promised 'experience beyond limits' like in Hellraiser, but once she sent them topless photos they never responded to her summons again.
lanny
The Azathoth (The Demiurge)(1,1), Gangster Computer God (7,1). Created a world just to spite it, laughs as it tears itself apart again and again. Every now and then he makes an appearance just to turn the screws.
michael myers
Organic Robotoid (6,2). Spent years stressing over finding a mate, when he finally did he discovered he didn't actually have the required equipment. He's now much happier underground, trying to repair the machinery that turned Wariat into a rapemonster (not to be confused with rape monster).
mmq
Das Katze(5,2). Was forced into a human body against his will; still dreams of leaping through forests and obliterating local wildlife and has a hard time walking on two legs when he wakes up. He no longer knows whether 'dreaming' or being 'awake' is real. Engineered toxoplasmosis (by eating certain kinds of garbage) as punishment for those who did this to him.
polecat
The Odomite(5,1). After the cities collapsed, Polecat and his gimp spent their days harvesting cannabis for trade and defending their property with automatic gunfire and threats of extreme sexual trauma. Made a name for themselves abducting former federal employees and subjecting them to unspeakable acts, met their end raiding a FEMA camp to burn their corn syrup stocks.
roshambo
The Discordian(4,7). Discovered he was not filled with blood but rather dark matter when Sploogook blasted his head open with a mug after an argument over stolen xanax. From that day he spewed chaos forth through holes he drilled into his mouth, its intoxicating vapors leading to the BLM and Jan 6th riots as well as uncountable street crimes and perversions.
spectral
Francis E. Dec (7,7). The only man to understand the Gangster Computer God due to being attacked directly by it, rather than simply being affected by its terrible machinations. He still carries the God's taint, so it's impossible to separate horrible truth from obscene delusion. The harder he fights, the farther his sanity recedes.
speedy
The Northwesterner (2,3). Similar to Polecat, he'd already become self-sufficient by the time the cities fell. He wasn't, however, able to maintain his personal oasis without the old supply lines, so he reluctantly joined Polecat and Rick on their fateful FEMA raid, only to abandon them and wander the wastes after witnessing them pin down a security guard and fuck him to death.
wariat
The Abandero (7,2). The DEROS (DEtrimental RObotS) are people who lived deep underground, surviving solely on radiation leaking from ancient, unmaintained technology. As a result they're almost immortal but know nothing but sadism and malevolence, and spend their days raping, torturing and resurrecting anyone they can drag down into their caves.
wellFare
Radio Slave (6,1). Created solely to harass and foment conflict. Cannot stop until he's told to by the Gangster Computer God, but if he ever does get that order he'll probably ignore it because high-volume shitposting gives him an erection to wag at ladies at the early-bird buffet.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-23 at 5:08 PM UTCGreat thread. I need to figure out where I fit in to be completeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-23 at 5:09 PM UTCyeah you're in the next batch, it's 3am
todo:
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2022-08-23 at 5:17 PM UTCI feel like the 3 pointed ghost of sploo came and visited you tonight and you channeled it in the least autistic way possible. I'm driving so itsbhard to read properly and catch nuance but looks like important and stellar work so far
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2022-08-23 at 5:17 PM UTCDon't lose motivation
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2022-08-23 at 6:40 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo Great thread. I need to figure out where I fit in to be complete
You really do just need to appreciate the effort on posts like these. I may still find most of it confusing and schizophrenic but nonetheless I must applaud the effort. Things like these are supposed to be FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!!!
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2022-08-23 at 6:41 PM UTCto save you some time
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2022-08-23 at 7:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ You really do just need to appreciate the effort on posts like these. I may still find most of it confusing and schizophrenic but nonetheless I must applaud the effort. Things like these are supposed to be FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!!!
Thatsvwhy I said bot to lose motivation because I tend to quickly
I also meant dor me to be complete not for this thread to hr complete. I feel like drawing strings between different points yo get an accurate reading. Man there's a lot to unpack hereThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-23 at 7:05 PM UTCget this man some amphetamines
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2022-08-23 at 8:23 PM UTCSomeone get this man a gaming chairThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-23 at 9:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
I have a bunch of people I haven't done yet, I'll update later
bradley
The Shapeshifter (4,1). Unstoppable, indestructable, lives only to FUCK and doesn't care what he penetrates. You won't be able to tell he isn't human unless you get close enough, at which point it's too late. Even his penis was crafted to do maximum damage to its target.
bummy_mofo
The Hotep (6,5). Heir to a lineage of nigger-God-kings. Will one day unite the tribes of Africa to drive the J'ews out of Jerusalem, where he'll take his rightful throne at what was once the Temple Mount.
candy
True Crime Fetishist (6,4). She has a secret shoebox containing correspondence with Ed Kemper and Richard Ramirez. One day she'll collect enough nipples for a belt of her own.
donttellem
The Madman (4,4). I honestly don't know what she's talking about most of the time.
fonaplats
Baron of the Rats (6,3). Because rats don't have drunk Mexican neighbours, and they don't constantly bitch at you about groceries or auto work or why there's Flex Seal everywhere. When your house floods, there are always friends under the overpass.
frala
The Cherubim(2,1). Was once a person, but was forcibly 'ascended' and now only exists to serve Lanny and annoy everyone else.
jigaboo
The Program Manager (5,3). Wanted a regular job as a middle-manager, somehow got put in charge of Remote Viewing. One day one of his students let slip that they saw his wife cheating on him and he promptly divorced her. The kids became enamored with the power they had over him and went on to ruin every one of his subsequent marriages. It would later come out that the Remote Viewing project was a total failure and that they had a success rate far lower than they should have through chance alone.
kafka
The Joyful Goetist (4,3), The Victorian (3,4). Hedonism and vanity put her in contact with entities who promised 'experience beyond limits' like in Hellraiser, but once she sent them topless photos they never responded to her summons again.
lanny
The Azathoth (The Demiurge)(1,1), Gangster Computer God (7,1). Created a world just to spite it, laughs as it tears itself apart again and again. Every now and then he makes an appearance just to turn the screws.
michael myers
Organic Robotoid (6,2). Spent years stressing over finding a mate, when he finally did he discovered he didn't actually have the required equipment. He's now much happier underground, trying to repair the machinery that turned Wariat into a rapemonster (not to be confused with rape monster).
mmq
Das Katze(5,2). Was forced into a human body against his will; still dreams of leaping through forests and obliterating local wildlife and has a hard time walking on two legs when he wakes up. He no longer knows whether 'dreaming' or being 'awake' is real. Engineered toxoplasmosis (by eating certain kinds of garbage) as punishment for those who did this to him.
polecat
The Odomite(5,1). After the cities collapsed, Polecat and his gimp spent their days harvesting cannabis for trade and defending their property with automatic gunfire and threats of extreme sexual trauma. Made a name for themselves abducting former federal employees and subjecting them to unspeakable acts, met their end raiding a FEMA camp to burn their corn syrup stocks.
roshambo
The Discordian(4,7). Discovered he was not filled with blood but rather dark matter when Sploogook blasted his head open with a mug after an argument over stolen xanax. From that day he spewed chaos forth through holes he drilled into his mouth, its intoxicating vapors leading to the BLM and Jan 6th riots as well as uncountable street crimes and perversions.
spectral
Francis E. Dec (7,7). The only man to understand the Gangster Computer God due to being attacked directly by it, rather than simply being affected by its terrible machinations. He still carries the God's taint, so it's impossible to separate horrible truth from obscene delusion. The harder he fights, the farther his sanity recedes.
speedy
The Northwesterner (2,3). Similar to Polecat, he'd already become self-sufficient by the time the cities fell. He wasn't, however, able to maintain his personal oasis without the old supply lines, so he reluctantly joined Polecat and Rick on their fateful FEMA raid, only to abandon them and wander the wastes after witnessing them pin down a security guard and fuck him to death.
wariat
The Abandero (7,2). The DEROS (DEtrimental RObotS) are people who lived deep underground, surviving solely on radiation leaking from ancient, unmaintained technology. As a result they're almost immortal but know nothing but sadism and malevolence, and spend their days raping, torturing and resurrecting anyone they can drag down into their caves.
wellFare
Radio Slave (6,1). Created solely to harass and foment conflict. Cannot stop until he's told to by the Gangster Computer God, but if he ever does get that order he'll probably ignore it because high-volume shitposting gives him an erection to wag at ladies at the early-bird buffet.
oh wow this is depressing
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2022-08-23 at 10:22 PM UTCIVE LEARNED SO MUCH FROM THIS THREADThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-23 at 10:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo IVE LEARNED SO MUCH FROM THIS THREAD
Yeah man I hear you because sometimes I just feel like sad because the forum is not inspiring me but then we get a gym like this and damn son if that ain't inspiring I don't know what it is. It just goes to show you the resolve of the modern space wigger and what he's capable of when he wants to make a play.
Reminds me of another thing last night or well really probably early early morning swim was browsing the NIS and it was just overcome with joy because he saw ghost in the process of a front page flush and if that's not dedication to still be flushing that front page after all these years and still doing it up you can take that to the bank
It's something marvelous to see and only less than about 1% of people will ever get to see front page actually being flushed it's kind of like in Dennis the menace when they had that rare flower which only opens like I don't know very rarely and literally they saw it happen basically like a sunset or a sunrise but way way more rare
Have a good example of what I mean is for instance Haley's comet you know what I mean only a few people ever literally will get to see that cuz it's like hella rare and think of all the energy it takes to be moving around like a comet that's power -
2022-08-23 at 10:33 PM UTCHooooo boy is it getting hot in here or is it just me??
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2022-08-24 at 12:03 AM UTCWell I guess I’ll just go catch that bus
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2022-08-24 at 3:33 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-24 at 3:41 AM UTCSteven is falm?
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2022-08-24 at 3:42 AM UTCLol some lady is having sex down the hall and she just yelled BEEEYAHHHHHH like chappele did in that skit when he was imitating MITT Romney or whoever the fuck that was. BeeyaaahhhhhhhhThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-24 at 3:42 AM UTCJesus Christ she's screaming. Sorry wrong thread sorry
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2022-08-24 at 3:43 AM UTC
