UK police are cunts

1. 2022-08-17 at 4:30 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Said if I ring 999 or any emergency service they gonna charge mw
   
   For a start I was using a text service this evening to just moan about life
   
   Fucking wogs
2. 2022-08-17 at 4:31 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   don't complain to the police snitch
3. 2022-08-17 at 4:45 AM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   U meant police are cunts.
   
   U accidentally put UK in front
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4. 2022-08-17 at 6:30 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   ACAB
   
   all cops are british
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5. 2022-08-17 at 9:47 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   C-Unit
6. 2022-08-17 at 1:05 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Police are meant to be cunts...what fucking state we'd be in if they were fluffy faggots carrying flowers instead of billy clubs.
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   • Instigator
7. 2022-08-17 at 1:44 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …what fucking state we'd be in if they were fluffy faggots carrying flowers instead of billy clubs.

   
   personal freedom is pretty gay, now shut up and bend over, it's time for your brain thought meds.
   
   
8. 2022-08-17 at 1:55 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost personal freedom is pretty gay

   
   EXACTLY
9. 2022-08-17 at 1:59 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Who told you to have an opinion, get back to that grind, peasant.
10. 2022-08-19 at 1:52 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost Who told you to have an opinion, get back to that grind, peasant.

    
    Of course in any fascist regime I'd be one of the billy club bearers.
11. 2022-08-19 at 2:43 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Do the police not have a non-emergency number in the UK? We have the emergency number and a regular ass number that'll put you through to the cops on phone duty at the precinct's operations center.
12. 2022-08-19 at 2:49 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Yes, not that I live there anymore but my dad is always going on about the cops.
    
    Apparently they are so short staffed at the moment that if you report a non violent crime it probably wont be investigated...he was saying something about if your home is burgled they will only come out on certain days according to your house number
    
    So even numbers get a visit mon tue wed...odd number houses tue thurs sat etc.
    
    Fucking lol
13. 2022-08-19 at 2:54 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, not that I live there anymore but my dad is always going on about the cops.
    
    Apparently they are so short staffed at the moment that if you report a non violent crime it probably wont be investigated…he was saying something about if your home is burgled they will only come out on certain days according to your house number
    
    So even numbers get a visit mon tue wed…odd number houses tue thurs sat etc.
    
    Fucking lol

    
    You should communicate this to a merry band of burglars and pick pockets.
14. 2022-08-19 at 2:56 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie You should communicate this to a merry band of burglars and pick pockets.

    
    That's what I said...how fucking dumb to even broadcast it
    
    "Hey fellas, you're ok to rob odd number houses on Mon, Wed and Thurs...we wont come get you".
    
    ETA: I don't know if that's countrywide or just in the county my dad lives.
15. 2022-08-19 at 3:15 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I saw a lady stealing from. Dollar tree yesterday and no one cared but me having a backpack on was an ISSUE
16. 2022-08-19 at 3:18 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley I saw a lady stealing from. Dollar tree yesterday and no one cared but me having a backpack on was an ISSUE

    
    You should have stopped her outside and said you were a loss prevention officer and if she turned over the stolen items to you you'd let her go free.
17. 2022-08-19 at 3:30 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's what I said…how fucking dumb to even broadcast it
    
    "Hey fellas, you're ok to rob odd number houses on Mon, Wed and Thurs…we wont come get you".
    
    ETA: I don't know if that's countrywide or just in the county my dad lives.

    
    What days of the week do they not investigate rapes so I can add that to my list of knowledge that I would never use inappropriately?
18. 2022-08-19 at 3:58 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ What days of the week do they not investigate rapes so I can add that to my list of knowledge that I would never use inappropriately?

    
    I think they'll send someone out for that, unfortunately.
19. 2022-08-19 at 4 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    "The Metropolitan police are to stop investigating many lower level crimes as a result of spending cuts, a senior police officer has said.
    
    On Monday, it was reported that the UK’s largest force would no longer look into many reports of crimes, including burglaries, thefts and assaults, where there was judged to be little prospect of identifying a suspect.
    
    The plan has been denounced as a “green light to thieve” but the Metropolitan police said it needed to balance the books."
    
    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/oct/16/low-level-crimes-to-go-uninvestigated-in-met-police-spending-cuts
20. 2022-08-19 at 5:44 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    So just London then?