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Ik it's awful

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    Kafka motherfucker
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  2. #2
    Kafka motherfucker
    If anyone wants to make an attempt feel free, I give up.
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    last few sentences seem disjointed

    not a lot to go on though
  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I bet one of the guests are just pretending to be hypnotized to see what you do. But which one??? Is it the man with the oversized yellow hat????
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  5. #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    also if you're presumably planning on cutting someone's fingers off pointing the knife at their fingers is really, real;ly goofy
  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra also if you're presumably planning on cutting someone's fingers off pointing the knife at their fingers is really, real;ly goofy

    Probably why the guests were laughing hysterically
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  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Or maybe they were so hypnotized that they found it hilarious as she chopped all their fingers off and used them as a substitute for carrots in some beef stew she made using the meat of her daughters recently deceased body that she was going to bring to a BOIL and force the maniacally hypnotized folx to eat the stew with their faces.
  8. #8
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    REVEEN'S LAST SHOW
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol. I had never heard of him.

    Reveen the IMPOSSIBILIST.


    What was his THING? what he was most famous for?
  10. #10
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I dunno, I only looked him up because they kept making jokes about him in trailer park boys

    I think he was a stage magician who did a lot of mass hypnosis tricks

  11. #11
    Kafka motherfucker
    Okay, she fingers herself with the fingers and everyone dies from carbon monoxide poisoning. When the peelers show up they find cp on his pc. He has to go into hiding and burn out the Porsche, which haunts him for the rest of his life…
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    GIMME THE FINGERRRRRR
  13. #13
    Kafka motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ I bet one of the guests are just pretending to be hypnotized to see what you do. But which one??? Is it the man with the oversized yellow hat????

    That guest can be you, you’re out having a smoke while the poisoning happens then later inhabit the house when everyone’s gone.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Kafka “Jeanie what have you done? Our dinner guests…”
    “They’re hypnotised. Now help me take their DNA samples.”

    I’d only left to take a video call. She was holding a knife, pointed it at fingers on the coffee table and the guests were laughing hysterically. Time to go, the garage, the Porsche. Jeanie heard the engine and appeared at the window, waving at me, meaning what? Driving away the call came to mind. I forgot to log out so she’ll find out I’m cheating. It isn't time to think of that.

    Shit, attention seeking whore.
  15. #15
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    You know, my Dad once worked with an old hunting guide, and one day they had a smart-ass guest. They were walking through the woods and they came across some small, brown spheres:


    “What’s that?” asked the guest.

    “Why, them’s smart pills” said the guide. “Ya just gobble a couple and ya gets smarter”.

    So the dude scooped a few up and popped them in his mouth. Then he immediately spat them out and said “Jesus! These taste just like shit!”

    “Ayup” said the guide. “I do believe you’re getting smarter already.”
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  16. #16
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    What in the fuck r u blabbing about now?
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  17. #17
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    fingers

    keep up
  18. #18
    troon African Astronaut
    "ahl havv yurrr funngURS"

    irish are fucking mental
  19. #19
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You're good at opening sentences
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm good at fucking chillens
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