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The Pillars of Earth Book Series

  1. #1
    Totse2k1 Yung Blood
    Hey folks, I really enjoy reading books when I'm incarcerated, especially if they're long as fuck. One of my favorite authors is Kevin Follet, better known as Kevin Filet-o-Fish, he writes some fire book sand is like 60 years old (people that begin their literary writing careers in the 20s with successful novels generally only get better and better till about 80 when they're too old to construct long winded plots like Harpee Lee, Steinbeck, etc)

    So ok here me out, this nigga is only getting better at writing. I've read about 75% of his books. This series is 4 part tome. Now I'm talking about 950 pages of small print, 1100 on the second one, 980 on the fourth one. (we'll get to the missing third book soon)

    So the book is about uh ok so i haven't read the first one in awhile, like 8 or 9 years. I found it in the non library book pile (where you can take them and have them forever and destroy them or color on them or anything, like books they getting rid of) without a cover. I made sure the last page was there (a lot of people are dicks in prison and rip out the last chapter for lulz then write "haha bitch!" on the last page)

    so i'm thinking ok and read probably 8 books so far by Ken Follet and they were pretty aight, his older ones like the Key to Rebecca were 1970 or so era, you can tell he evolved as an author. And as a best selling author he got to devote his life to researching relatively obscure topics which brings us to the first book in this series:

    summary from my bad memory:

    This one nigga builds bridges or some shit, and by nigga i mean an strong pure anglo saxon white man who is not gay at all like bradleyb but not as good looking but equally smart (which is very) so he be building bridges, oh by the way it's like 1235 AD and the romans run england. So this nigga good as fuck at building bridges and kinda comes up with some ideas that make his bridges super leet and he gets asked by the church (the great authority of the land at this time) to start working on cathedrals. Now you might htink this is boring but it follows his 35 year career as he builds cathedrals. at one point his wife gets raped by his brother and ken follet is a dirty man and probably a sadist cuz he wrote like 4 microprinted pages of the rape which kinda says a lot the ending is kinda i don't know, good but not memorable it follows a bunch of the improvements in archetecture.

    oh and there's some buttfuckery (homo) between a priest and a young (but legal age) boy. I jacked off to that part.

    summary from Wikipedia

    The Pillars of the Earth is a historical novel by Welsh author Ken Follett published in 1989 about the building of a cathedral in the fictional town of Kingsbridge, England. Set in the 12th century, the novel covers the time between the sinking of the White Ship and the murder of Thomas Becket, but focuses primarily on the Anarchy. The book traces the development of Gothic architecture out of the preceding Romanesque architecture, and the fortunes of the Kingsbridge priory and village against the backdrop of historical events of the time.



    it was pretty fire.

    Second book in the series:

    World Without End

    It follows the niggas great grandson who also is an innovator but this one is more focused on a plot (thank god) i was on a lot of shitty drugs at the time so I dont remember good details but essentially it has the black death and a long war and there's more rape (but no gay shit) and basically painted the catholics as pieces of shit with their ulterior motives for the 100 years war

    summary from the interwebs:

    World Without End takes place in the same fictional town as Pillars of the Earth — Kingsbridge — and features the descendants of some Pillars characters 157 years later. The plot incorporates two major historical events, the start of the Hundred Years' War and the Black Death.

    apparently they made this into some faggoty ass TV miniseries along with the first book. Kinda cringy lookin, but IDK I don't suck BBC but in England it was pretty popular on their socialist television station.



    There is a third book, but because I don't actually buy books that are fictional (Not paying for lies), i also don't reread fiction books except 1984, but i do reread non fiction books to further learn and enhance my recall so anyway, I didn't really know there was a third book but apparently there is. Not gonna post the summary cuz i'll probably read it in my next prison bid.

    But anyway, the third book is called A Pillar of Fire. This niggas books are just getting better and better not gonna lie.

    As many of you know I worship Odin, the alfather of the Germanic pantheon, so get this!!!

    I'm at the library in the colored part of town and they have a book sale, hardcover 2$ softcover 1$ and I see a book with Runes on the binding and i grab it on a lark, see it's a kevin filet of fish book, about VIKINGS. READY FOR THIS

    DUDE WROTE A PREQUEL (that's a pre book before another book that previously was released) about England leading up to the Pillars of the Earth novel!!!!

    I was like no fucking way, and because niggers don't read 960 page books about White people in 997AD the shit was brand new, the coverpaper wasn't even creased. And it's all about Odin worshipping vikings raiding Normandy & northern England just straight fucking these christians and im like yaaaa! and all his books are relaly factually accurate so i'm like a hunnit pages into it cuz i got it two days ago and there's been a countess daughter who was fuckin on this other little girl and she was a freak and then she finds this big strong bradleyB lookin ass nigga from far away who was sent to her town to ask her father for help defending against hte viking berserkers (raiders) and she was steady gettin piped aned then there's another angle where this boat building family survives a viking raid but the town burns so they gotta go try farming at this shitty estate some gay (literally a homo) priest gave them because it's worthless land and it's pretty straight how the different protaganists are all coming together.

    Haven't seen too much of the Odin worshipping guys but I'm sure they'll be included in the 85% I have remaining. All of them look like BradleyB and are really successful and violent and have huge cocks.

    summary
    The Evening and the Morning is a historical fiction novel by Welsh author Ken Follett. It is a prequel to The Pillars of the Earth set starting in 997 CE, and covering a period in the late Dark Ages and under the backdrop of Viking raids, through the year 1007 CE. The book expands upon the history and founding of the fictional town of Kingsbridge, England, and the construction of the bridge and cathedral there. It was released on September 15, 2020

    shit was a 34.95$ book on the MSRP that's expensive as fuck and it's got Rating: 4.6 with ‎54,206 reviews. That's pretty fucking good for a historical adventure novel about a fucking boat builder's son and some young little slut.

    54k reviews in 22 months? God damn and that's just Amazon.



    & that folks wraps up my book series review of the kingsbridge series by ken filet o' fish
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  2. #2
    Totse2k1 Yung Blood
    The series has been described as being "as comprehensive an account of the building of a civilization — with its laws, structures, customs and beliefs — as you are likely to encounter anywhere in popular fiction."[15]
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  3. #3
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    You on cocaine or just hitting the pipe??
  4. #4
    Meikai African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Totse2k1 I […] suck BBC
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by AngryOnion You on cocaine or just hitting the pipe??

    It's bradley B in rehab of course he's high.

    You're just jealous that you're a drug addict not in rehab turning your life around like him. He gets high every day u jelly???? u jelly? Once rehab is over he's gonna get SOOOOO HIGH YOOO!!!!! you are so jealous

    (on topic)

    book looks shite
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    good thread doesn't really interest me though
  7. #7
    A story about a cuck bridge builder.

    No thanks.

    What did you go to jail for?
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  8. #8
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I read all those in jail bradley


    Fucking amazimg books fr

    After i read them i passed them on and everyone agreed fucking amazing books


    They r up there with 1984 and brave new world for me
  9. #9
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    First one is the best dude

    Random witch lady in the cave

    Builder dude statts to buuld the church

    Doesnt his wife die or a kid..
    Yah a baby dies in the qoods i remember that...then the one kid runs off hella far and starts building shit in francd or whatever


    Fuxking amazing book

    Dude that had been in jail for like 20 yrs reccommended it to me, and those niggas know literature like none other
  10. #10
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Ghost It's bradley B in rehab of course he's high.

    You're just jealous that you're a drug addict not in rehab turning your life around like him. He gets high every day u jelly???? u jelly? Once rehab is over he's gonna get SOOOOO HIGH YOOO!!!!! you are so jealous

    (on topic)

    book looks shite

    Lol canadian druggys are so fucking un-cooth. At least american druggies have class.
  11. #11
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Oooh i wanna read the prequel
  12. #12
    Totse2k1 Yung Blood
    Originally posted by AngryOnion You on cocaine or just hitting the pipe??

    Neither. I snort wellbutrin every couple of days but beyond that, nothing this is me as I normally am. I drink a lot of espresso i guess.

    Originally posted by Ghost It's bradley B in rehab of course he's high.

    we get drug tested weekly and you only get 2 strikes before kicked out, I already fucked up once.
  13. #13
    Totse2k1 Yung Blood
    but i found a dab pen who could blame me for hitting it like 6 times????
  14. #14
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Totse2k1 Neither. I snort wellbutrin every couple of days but beyond that, nothing this is me as I normally am. I drink a lot of espresso i guess.



    we get drug tested weekly and you only get 2 strikes before kicked out, I already fucked up once.

    Dont fucking snort wellbutrin..

    Fuck sake

    Did u snort coffee in prison too?
  15. #15
    That book series sounds utter wank.
  16. #16
    Bradley victim of incest
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Dont fucking snort wellbutrin..

    Fuck sake

    Did u snort coffee in prison too?

    Why not? I like it!~!~!~

    And yes I've snorted coffee a couple of times. Mostly for the shock value than for actually getting high.

    HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN THE COATING OFF AND SNORTED IT?
  17. #17
    Bradley victim of incest
    RIPTOTSE i asked youa fucking question. Have you ever removed the coating from a wellbutrin, crushed it up and snorted it while drinking a cup of coffee out of a styrofoam cup?
  18. #18
    Totse2k1 Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Bradley RIPTOTSE i asked youa fucking question. Have you ever removed the coating from a wellbutrin, crushed it up and snorted it while drinking a cup of coffee out of a styrofoam cup?
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