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Don't piss down my leg and try to tell me that it's rain.

  1. #1
    blaster master victim of incest
    Don't sell me baking soda and try to tell me that it's cocaine.

    Don't pee in my bed and try to tell me that it's squirt.

    Don't shit in my mouth and try to tell me it's dessert.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Don't cum on my lips and tell me it's chapstick
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Don't twist my nipples and call me a HAM radio
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    so it's okay if I piss on your head and tell you it's piss
  5. #5
    blaster master victim of incest
    Originally posted by Ghost so it's okay if I piss on your head and tell you it's piss

    It's better than telling me that it's bliss.
  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    what if i pour water on you dyed to look like piss and tell you it's piss but it's actually just water

    is the contents of the liquid the issue here or the lying? Interesting philosophical points here
  7. #7
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Sudo Don't twist my nipples and call me a HAM radio

    Kinky. I’m stealing it.
  8. #8
    Totse2k1 Yung Blood
    Don't fist me and tell me it's just hemerroids
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