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  1. #1
    Kafka victim of incest
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    what do you use to keep your pussy hair-free.
  3. #3
    Kafka victim of incest
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what do you use to keep your pussy hair-free.

    Lasers.
  4. #4
    interesting
  5. #5
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny interesting

    And you Vincent? what do you use to keep your pussy hair free?
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    I wash my face in piss, no joke. It's good for blemishes. I've known people to rub baby's pissy nappies on their child's head when they get cradle cap.
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    Kafka victim of incest
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich I wash my face in piss, no joke. It's good for blemishes. I've known people to rub baby's pissy nappies on their child's forehead when they get cradle cap.

    I'm sure someone here would give you a golden shower.
  8. #8
    Rape Monster Space Nigga
    My version of skin care is using a blade to dig out the microchips implanted underneath the epidermis
  9. #9
    Kafka victim of incest
    Originally posted by Rape Monster My version of skin care is using a blade to dig out the microchips implanted underneath the epidermis

    I have actually cut my face lightly with a razor blade, no scar and I wasn't trying to hurt myself, just an extreme way to fix something. Don't try this at home.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Any you Vincent? what do you use to keep your pussy hair free?

    time.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I like Aveeno sensitive skin or Neutrogena (orange) cleanser. Followed by innisfree jeju pomegranate emulsion. And Fresh sugar mango lip balm.
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    Kafka victim of incest
    Originally posted by tee hee hee I like Aveeno sensitive skin or Neutrogena (orange) cleanser. Followed by innisfree jeju pomegranate emulsion. And Fresh sugar mango lip balm.

    I think Neutrogena is better for teenagers, things you can get in your local chemist. I can’t recommend Image enough once you’re in your 20s. Innisfree is a good brand. Have you tried a sugar scrub? They feel great, make your lips bigger and more red. In the past victorians would use a toothbrush on their lips.

    Also it takes your skin a month to get used to a new product so don’t be too put off by something at first if it isn’t great, not unless you’re breaking out in a rash.
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    Serenity salt scrub I find great.

    I used St Ive's but it doesn't have the same feel/ results as Serenity.
  14. #14
    Kafka victim of incest
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich Serenity salt scrub I find great.

    I used St Ive's but it doesn't have the same feel/ results as Serenity.

    I’m allergic to St. Ive’s apricot scrub and don’t use them, that’s what the salicylic acid is for.

    You can make your own face scrub by mixing a few strawberries with brown sugar. Something to do if you’re bored.

    I almost forgot if you ever have a bad spot try putting toothpaste on it.
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    Originally posted by Kafka I’m allergic to St. Ive’s apricot scrub and don’t use them, that’s what the salicylic acid is for.

    You can make your own face scrub by mixing a few strawberries with brown sugar. Something to do if you’re bored.

    I almost forgot if you ever have a bad spot try putting toothpaste on it.

    The brown sugar is a good idea but I imagine sugar being a cause of spots, would be worse rubbed in?

    Tooth paste is always good to dry spots out.

    I remember years ago Clearasil coming out as a supposed God send which only made my spots worse and skin raw.
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    Kafka victim of incest
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich The brown sugar is a good idea but I imagine sugar being a cause of spots, would be worse rubbed in?

    Tooth paste is always good to dry spots out.

    I remember years ago Clearasil coming out as a supposed God send which only made my spots worse and skin raw.

    You mean consuming sugar not rubbing it in your face. Sugar is bad for your complexion though. That’s alcohol and energy drinks.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Kafka You mean consuming sugar not rubbing it in your face. Sugar is bad for your complexion though. That’s alcohol and energy drinks.

    I've replaced sugar with honey which has been used for all sorts from preserving bodies in the Hellenistic period to treating wounds.
  18. #18
    Bradley Black Hole
    IF you were gonna recommend just a skin care product for a 28 year old man who doesn't use any form of skin care products.
  19. #19
    Incessant African Astronaut
    These are all the most ghetto recommendations that people used in like the 90s. Haha
  20. #20
    Rape Monster Space Nigga
    I hear getting loads of cum shot into your face is good for your complexion
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